Okay so this one isn't really a question... but more of an urgent matter that needs to be discussed right away.
shadowstarblitz said: Omg, omg, omg! You have to tell Patty this extremely serious problem! Giraffes are headed towards extinction! This is horrible! :'(
Storm: So there ya have it. Patty's number 1 obsession is going extinct.
Patty: *cries* HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?! THEY WERE SO YOUNG!!!!!!!
Liz: Actually Patty, giraffes have been around for a really long time. Like hundreds of years before you were born.
Patty: IT DOESN'T MATTER. THEY DON'T DESERVE TO DIE!
Death the Kid: I never liked them anyway. They're filthy, asymmetrical creatures and they deserve to be extinct.
Asura: Yeah! You tell 'em Kid! *casually kills giraffe and eats it's soul* What? Lord Death won't let me kill people anymore...
Patty: YOU'RE THE REASON GIRAFFES ARE GOING EXTINCT?!
Asura: Yeah, so? What're you gonna do about it? You're just a kid.
Patty: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO ABOUT IT. *scary face* I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR INTESTINES OUT AND THEN HANG YOU WITH THEM.
Asura: A-alright Patty... Calm down. It's just a few giraffes.
Patty: YOU ARE MAKING GIRAFFES EXTINCT. SINCE THEY HAVE TO DIE, SO DO YOU.
Asura: AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! *runs and jumps into Lord Death's arms* HELP ME, SHE'S GOING TO KILL ME!!
Lord Death: Good. *drops Asura*
Liz: Patty, why couldn't you have done this earlier? Like when we were fighting him and ALMOST DIED?
Patty: BECAUSE HE DIDN'T KILL MAH GIRAFFES EARLIER. *takes out knife and starts chasing Asura*
Blair: Hey, what's going on? Oh hi Patty. I noticed that the giraffe count was getting a little low, so I got one of my friends to do me a favor and now the giraffes aren't going extinct!
Patty: REALLY?! THAT'S GREAT! *glares at Asura* BUT IF YOU EVER EVEN TOUCH A GIRAFFE AGAIN, I WILL NOT HESITATE TO KILL YOU.
Asura: Yes sir-I mean ma'am-I mean madam-I mean...YES PATTY!
Everyone: *bows down to patty* TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, MASTER.
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So... that just happened. Patty can be really scary sometimes... O.o
Note of advice: Don't get Patty angry. You wouldn't like her when she's angry.
With that said, I'm going to leave.(and it's totally not because Patty scares the crap out of me)
Bye bye!
~Storm
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