𝘊𝘶𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘉𝘰𝘺𝘴 𝘹 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘚𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘴

(SPOILERS) My Season 3 Review

This is NOT an official chapter, it's just me sharing my opinion on season 3.

Ep. 1
-MUGMANS PURE INNOCENCE
-the Devil's snicker
-(as they're in literal hell) Devil: you're brother is dead. Mugman: great! So he's here then.
-THEIR REACTION WHEN CUPHEAD AND MUGMAN SAW EACHOTHER
-Cuphead casually flying on the pitchfork
-ON THREE OR AFTER THREE BWAHAH

Ep. 2
-THAT DEADASS BABY RETURNING?!
-I would honestly be as paranoid as Mugman is
-shooting bullets out of fingertips hehe
-NO LET THE BEAR TAKE THE BABY ISTG
-"and people say I'm the obnoxious one"
-oh it wasn't actually baby bottle
-the bear straight up giving them the basket back
-ALL OF THEM BEING SCARED OF BABY BOTTLE

Ep. 3
-the Devil singing his heart away
-EVERYONE CLAPPING CAUSE ITS HIS FINAL PREFORMANCE BWAHAHA
-was not expecting the Devil to be a theater kid
-YES MY QUEEN SALLY STAGEPLAY
-as a theater kid, it's only 3 mins in and I already love it
-the Devil wearing boot heels and eyeliner
-Mugman rocking it obvi
-THE DEVIL AND CUPHEAD WORKING TOGETHER!! IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

Ep. 4
-i hate Stickler; he's still wearing the sweater hahaha
-bubbles of failure? my life fr
-love the goat
-OMG KETTLE THINKS THE DEVIL IS A CAT
-mEow
-wait a second...where on Earth is my King Dice??

Ep. 5
-immideatly like it cause I love Christmas time
-THEYRE SINGING
-did I mention I love Christmas?
-that's a pretty cool tree ngl
-IT BURNT BWAHAHAHA

Ep. 6
-OMG WAIT THIS IS ACTUALLY A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
-GUESS WHO FOUND HER NEW CHRISTMAS TRADITION
-no cause the guy who voices the Devil can actually sing
-i love the Devil's sass; I've said it before and I'll say it again
-BRO HES STRAIGHT UP GOING TO SANTA
-"you won't be getting the tutu"
-i laughed way to hard at the ritual
-IT WAS A SANTA-NIC RITUAL!!! THESE WRITERS ARE GENIUSES
-"on fatso!"
-Cuphead being sorry is so adorable
-HE GOT HIS CHOO-CHOO

Ep. 7
-Jerry is back; he sounds a bit too much like Mugman
-MUGNAM HAS WORE A DRESS WAY TOO MANY TIMES FOR IT TO BE JUST A COINCIDENCE
-i love the music that goes with Ribby & Croaks
-THE DEVIL KNOWS MISS CHALICE

Ep. 8
-NO BECAUSE I SAW THE OPENING SCREEN AND MY MOM CAME IN MY ROOM ASKING WHAT I SCREAMED ABOUT. I SAID KING DICE WAY TO LOUD
-WAYNE BRADY WITH THE VOCALSSSS
-why on earth is he a hobo
-OMG THE DUMMY IS THE PUPPET FROM THE GAME
-"youre boss sounds like a real 'joyk'"
-no because King Dice is actually kind
-Oooo his cards are magic
-THE CREATORS KNEW THEY HAD ACCESS TO A BROADWAY ACTOR AND THEY ABSOUTELY OWNED IT
-I literally love their interaction behind the barn
-Cuphead is obviously drunk
-KING DICE IS SUCH A KING OMGGGGG

Ep. 9
-Elder Kettle is a real pita (iykyk)
-tbh, I have mixed feelings about Miss Chalice
-Oooo fortunes
-MISS CLAICE NERVOUS ABOUT HER FORTUNE
-DEVIL AND CHALICE HAVE A HISTORY

Ep. 10
-aww baby Chalice missing a tooth
-love a musically inclined child
-SHE MADE BAT WINGS
-BRO SHE DIED SO QUICKLY
-Ooooo the devilllll
-his accent omg
-A FAVOR AT A LATER DATE

Ep. 11
-cute little dancing duo; father and daughter low-key
-THEYRE HAVING A DANCING CONTEST
-the arena where they had the dance battle was genuinely cool
-KING DICE IS BACK
-Cuphead and Mugman being the biggest supporters in the front row
-NOT THE MARBLES
-cute Cuphead x Chalice moment
-CUPHEAD CHOSE ROCK PAPER SCISSORS BWAHAHAHA
-"I have a 85% chance of winning!"
-their trio is so cute
-ROCK BEATS SCISSORS
-PAPER BEATS ROCK
-BWAHA THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER
-happy ending <3
-WAIT THIS WHOLE SHOW WAS A PREQUELLLL HOLY SHITTTTTT