Guy 1: What does a fish have when it sees a preist?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 3: Well it will have its conFISHon
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Person 1: Is your dad a baker?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: 'coz he really makes good buns.
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Guy: Are you Medusa?
Girl: Why?
Guy: 'coz you make me hard.
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Guy: Are you a fan of One Direction?
Girl: Yes, why?
Guy: Because waking up beside you I'm a loaded gun, I can't contain this anymore, I'm all yours I got no control, no control
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Guy: Can you recommend a good bank?
Girl: Never knew you had money but why?
Guy: cuz I'm planning to save all my love for you.
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Guy: Did u just sit on a pile of sugar?
Girl: Umm no, why?
Guy: Because I think that u hav a sweet ass;)
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You're so hot that I could bake cookies on you.
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Guy: I think I'm John Green.
Girl: Why?
Guy: cuz I get all my inspirations from you. :)
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Girl: I sometimes hate it when I wear pants.
Guy: LOL why?
Girl: Because girl's pants sometimes make it look like we have a boner.
Guy: So? What's the big deal?
Girl: I don't have a penis.
Guy: *gasp* What?! Since when?!
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Girl: Why do you always have sunburn?
Guy: Because I'm always with you.
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*2 guys are texting each other
Guy 1: Dude my wife is pregnant! What should we name our child?
Guy 2: Dude aren't you Chinese?
Guy 1: Yeah.
Guy 2: Then drop a spoon and name it what the sound it makes XD.
Guy 1: You racist bastard!
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Hi guyzz!!:)) The Next chapter will be filled with FILIPINO jokes :) I'm not actually making this whole book myself, I'm working on it with my Beloved Cousin lovemsd :) :) :) She is helping me with this entire book since I'm new hear :) :) So I hope you like our first update :) and HOPEFULLY you would also like the rest of this book :) :) Tnx ! :) ! :)
