Leave me alone stalker
“Come in 007, 007 come in”
“Kathy do you really have to do the spy voice?” Jenny asked in the hedge next to mine.
“Yes Jenny it is necessary if I want to be a spy, now shush subject is in sight.” I replied to her.
About a street away is my ex with the ‘new’ girl Samantha, we broke up about a week ago and he’s already with her now I’m out to see what she has that I haven’t got. For you know ‘research’ and I dragged Jenny along because someone has to get food and stuff.
“You know this is stalking right?” Jenny asked unsure. She’s still mad at me for dragging her out of bed at four in the morning. I know I’m cruel but someone’s gotta be sometimes.
“Minion proceed to move with 007 to destination X” I whisper to Jenny.
“Here we go again, save me.” I hear Jenny mumble.
ME: Crouch. Roll. Run. Stop, ex sees you. Look if he sees you. Clear. Tip toe to next hedge.
JENNY: Walk across the road to next hedge.
Spoil sport. 007 back to the mission a hand!
I pull out my binoculars and find the subject. I spot him sitting with HER outside a fancy restaurant. I watch them carefully as they order he orders a burger(typical) and she orders salad eww I could never eat that.
“All she eats is salad seriously doesn’t she eat anything else?” I asked looking back at Jenny.
“Uhm Kathy-“ but she gets cut off.
“I mean seriously who can eat salad the WHOLE time and there isn’t even mean in it.” I puff out a breath after my rant.
“Kathy she’s a vegetarian” Jenny stated much to my embarrassment.
I don’t respond to her and just turn around, I’m such an idiot why couldn’t I have noticed that she never adds meat to her food. Jenny laughs silently behind me but I still hear her and shoot her a glare.
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He seriously can’t think of anything original can he? We did this on our first date. He took me out for dinner then a movie and afterwards ice cream from the shop down the street.
We are now on West Avenue across the theatre watching Safe Haven. We sneak in and sit in the back of the theatre with them two rows in front of us. We are hardly sitting and I’m already throwing popcorn at them then ducking behind the seat when they look back.
“Kathy stop it you’re going to get us kicked out.” Jenny hissed to me.
“No, pay back for me and my heart. She’s still depressed but now in that phase of revenge.” I said continuing to throw popcorn at them. Someone clears their throat next to us in the aisle.
“Miss I’m going to have to ask you to leave.” A theatre attendant said while shining a flashlight on us.
“Told you.” Jenny said as we left the theatre.
“Kathy is that you?” someone asks behind me. As I turn around I see Austin come out of the teatre.
OH S***
“RUN!” I yelled to Jenny and started sprinting. Austin yelled at us to stop but we don’t, luckily he hasn’t seen our faces so we can’t be placed at the theatre at the time of the crime of stalking. Mwahahahaha!
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