Thanksgiving special 😈 part 1
Khalisé
"Nah, I was lying."
"Hell nah, you can't just take shit like that back." I laughed at Malik's dumb ass.
He came over like 10, 20 minutes after I got off the phone with the boys.
"You said I know where home at, and I'm tryna come back, but you acting like you done changed the locks or something."
"Malik, move around." I said. While walking to the kitchen, this Nigga right behind me.
"Khalisé, you know what's coming up right?"
"What you talking bout?"
"Thanksgiving, nigga."
"Duh." I said, stale facing him. "Why you think I was finna leave the house before your snotty nose ass came in?"
"Don't play with me." He said, sitting on my counter. "But anyways, I need my plus one with me."
"What you mean?"
"We all coming back to the OG house for thanksgiving, aka my house. It'll be weird for the host to not have anybody with him." He said, shifting his coat on him.
"In other words, you don't want your boys clowning the fuck outta you." I said, chuckling.
"That's a point I guess." He said, hopping of the counter.
"I need my family with me though. You know.." he wrapped his arms around my waist, placing his hands on my stomach.
"Still can't believe I let you knock me up. Man, square the fuck up." I pulled my pants up.
"It takes 2 to tango, shawty." He kissed my forehead before smirking. "For real tho, I need an answer."
"Hmmmm, nah. I still don't fuck with you." I patted his chest before walking to my fridge.
"Bullshit."
I forgot that Thanksgiving was in 2 weeks hell.
~
Groupchat POV
F.O.E.🗣🔥
Malik: who making the Mac and cheese?
Vinchi: we need to get the best person, cause I'll shed tears at the table if it's nasty
Amara: I vote Nia
Nia: Hell naw, I'll be damned if y'all jump me because I fuck up. Get Kiara to do it
Kiara: no❤️
King: nah, whoever cooked that Mac and cheese that was in Kiara and Jermaine's fridge need to cook it
Jermaine: so it was yo mfkn ass that at my shit. Count yo days nigga
King: I was gonna leave some in there but that shit was good as fuck
Kiara: Jermaine cooked that batch that day
Jermaine: it was Ma's recipe
Nia: Ight, Jermaine on Mac and cheese
Jermaine: love how y'all just volunteered my ass
Malik: we love you too.
Kiara: Vinchi gotta do the meatballs
Vinchi: says who?
Kiara: Amara, didn't he make that plate that you had when you came over that day?
Amara: you mean that day when you, Jermaine, AND Damien jumped me for my shit? Yeah
Jermaine: look who's on kitchen duty with me now.
Vinchi: I didn't agree to this
Nia: all those in favor?
Malik:🙋🏽
King: 🙋🏽
Kiara:🙋🏽♀️
Amara: 🙋🏽♀️
Nia:🙋🏽♀️
Jermaine:🙋🏽
Vinchi: damn it, I'll do it
King: So the girls ain't doing shit?
Malik: ashiid, Amara already know she doing the stuffed eggs and yams
Amara: huh?
King: "hUh?" Get yo ass in the kitchen too
Amara: uht uht, me and Malik make yams the same way, and how the hell I get two dishes?
Nia: nah, Malik gotta do the greens
Amara: awe yeahhhh, you right.
Jermaine: malik, don't even say shit because you already know what's up
Malik: well damn, okay Nigga
Kiara: wait cause what's a thanksgiving dinner without Dressing?
Nia: thank you miss lady, you on dressing duty
Kiara: if I'm on dressing duty, you on Spaghetti duty
Vinchi: and tell Mr. Williams to make that ham the same way he made it when King was over there😮💨
Nia: hate I even opened my mouth.
Amara: we love you tooooo
Malik: wait, King talking so much shit, he ain't volunteered nothing
King: 👨🏽🦯
Vinchi: King ass need to do that chicken or sum
Amara: with that sauce he be using
King: how she know about my special bbq sauce, Vinchi?
Vinchi: ask yo girl Nigga, I don't share my food
Amara: cause I take it from yo ass Nigga
Jermaine: King on chicken duty
Kiara: where Khalisé at?
Malik: still tryna figure out if she coming or not
Nia: oh her ass coming, it's a family reunion, she gonna bring the sweets since she MIA
Khalisé: aht, how I get added into this?
Amara: sorry, boo boo, you on sweets
Khalisé: all this food hell we don't need nothing else.
Jermaine: as old folks say "now I need something sweet"
Malik: not finna play with yo ass. We might as well make Damien bring something too
Nia: a child😦?
Amara: that don't mean shit, I had to go to the store and get drinks with the money I got.
Jermaine: would say something against this but it's a family event so.
Kiara: oh wow
Vinchi: I guess Damien on drink duty.
Khalisé: how y'all know if I'm coming or not?
Amara: we gonna kidnap yo ass the fuck?
Khalisé: then how you gonna get the sweets if I don't make 'em?
Amara: damn it you right
Jermaine: it's Ight, we gonna sweet talk her ass til thanksgiving gets here.
Khalisé: Nigga please
(To Be Continued)
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