The clock has reached midnight, in the funny clock mans final moments he sees a wonderful story play out about 2 boys named Izuku Midoriya (Deku) and Bakugo.
Deku was walking home with Bakugo walking alongside him. They were talking about, um, even I don't know but they were talking about something until they finally reached Deku's place. They both said bye to each other and while walking home Bakugo thought to himself I NEED HIM in the same style as SpongeBob saying "I NEED IT". Night has passed and it was new day, that translates to Deku and Bakugo seeing each other again. When Deku arrived at school he saw Bakugo talking to Joe Biden, then suddenly Joe Biden vanished. Wondering what happened Deku asked "What happened to Joe Biden?" to which Bakugo replied with "I dunno" while shrugging. Deku just shrugged it off and went on with his day. After classes finished Bakugo asked Deku to meet him at his place to which Deku said yes. After arriving at Bakugo's place Deku took off his shoes and stepped further in where he saw Bakugo sitting on the couch. After sitting next to Bakugo on the couch Bakugo leaned near Deku's ear and said "I totally have a crush on you and have gay feelings towards you". Deku was bright red, he didn't expect this, not at all. Deku finally answered, what did he say? I'll tell you right now, he said yes, Deku also had gay feelings towards Bakugo, who would have saw that coming. Bakugo out of excitement kissed Deku. This kiss however lasted for a brief moment due to the roof opening with a bright light. IT WAS GOD, AND HE WAS FURIOUS. God said to the boys "You have sinned, you broke the 11th commandment and you shall be punished for it!". Deku and Bakugo were shocked to see god, and mustering up the courage Deku asked "What is the 11th commandment? I thought there were only 10" to which God replied "The reason you never heard of an 11th is because I just made it up right now, the 11th commandment is Thou shall not be gay for other men". After hearing this shocking news Bakugo was going to speak up until God erased the both of them, erasing them from existence.
The final moment that the funny clock man experienced on this Earth was a hallucination, a terrible one that made not the slightest sense to him. To take his place was none other than Joe Biden, so that's where he went. Joe Biden sat down and remembered this story about a guy name Deku who confesses his love to a man named Bakugo, though that story will come another time.
The End!
