MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Not a fatso (a little chubby is ok)
Figure: A plank of Wood
Is beautiful (by my standards)
Taller than me (not the most important thing in the world)
Mature (and willing to put up with my coolness (antics))
WHITEY (exceptions can be made)
Not a terrorist
Will not kill me
NOT A WHORE
A good person
