Joe Biden now having taken control of Kingdom Cum, inherented by Sex IV, Joe Biden tells ye another story about the two boys that people LOVE shipping. Before Joe Biden starts the story he ask you all a question "Why, why do you like shipping these two guys, why are you not like normal people who ship Trump and ME? I need answers from you". Now the question has been asked he then began the story.
It was a nice and sunny day in the state of Florida where Deku and Bakugo moved too after having hot gay sex (they call me a comedic genius). In the backyard of their fancy shmancy house Bakugo was grilling up burgers and just finished. Bakugo called out to Deku to come out and eat, that's when Bakugo noticed that not a bun for the patties were in sight. Deku closing in fast, Bakugo came up with a genius idea to put the patties between his sweet and delicious butt. After pulling down his pantaloons and sticking the patties in his buttocks he called out to Deku "Check out my sweet buns!"!!!!!!!!!!!! So shocking. Deku realizing what was happening got down on his knees then... "DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT!" What was that chant they both thought, they turned around to see big buff men in Crusaders gear, and is that... it's God right next to them. "THERE SHALLST BE NO HOMOSEXUALS ON MY EARTH, DIE SINNERS!" A bolt of light struck both Deku and Bakugo, killing them instantly. "OFF TO THE NEXT PLACE FELLOW CHRISTIANS!" The crusaders followed, to kill the next ship that was gay as hell bruda fr fr on God no cap. (I'm not homophobic, I swear).
Joe Biden sitting in his throne, has finished the story. "Until next time dear reader, for next time shall be another story about the SAME GOD DAMN PEOPLE, WHY!!!"
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