That night The darkness had begun to set over the city with the Only Illumination being the Lights of Street Lamps and Buildings, such as your Apartment and Kobayashi was giving Tohru A Dressing Down.
Not that Kind you perverts, Get your Minds out of the Gutters!
Kobayashi: Okay Tohru let's discuss your dress and tell you why it's Wrong
Tohru: Great Idea!
Y/n: Hey I think it Looks cute on her, give her A Break
Kobayashi: I'm Just Very Particular about this
Y/n: Come on we all know you have A Maid Fetish
Kobayashi: (Blushing) I-I DO NOT!
Y/n: Yes you do Admit it!
Kobayashi: No!
You then began to get on top of her and began to pin her down as if you were A Pair of Brothers, keep trying to get her to admit it!
Tohru: (Mind)
Kobayashi: Okay Tohru, where did you find that Outfit?
Tohru then handed A Flyer!
Tohru: Here Cafe Cozy! I Saw there were real-life Maids there and I modeled after their outfits
Kobayashi: Okay I Guess we have to work from Scratch. Okay Tohru Now try being A House Maid, They clean
Tohru: Oh I can clean!
Tohru then Unleashed A Massive Fire Blast that destroyed everything in the apartment into Ash but it was Spotless!
Kobayashi: WHAT DID YOU DO!? OUR STUFF!
Y/n: (Thoughts) Pfft, Easy Beginner skills. I could easily burn all of Yiggdrisal with my Fire Breath
Tohru: Don't worry I can fix this!
Tohru then replaced everything!
Kobayashi: Okay next, Laundry Maid. You do Laundry
Tohru: I can do that!
She then began chewing the Laundry!
Tohru: (Muffled) I can Produce Saliva that can clean any stain
Y/n: It's Like Oxi Clean!!
A/n: Does anyone remember Oxi Clean? Pepperidge Farm Remembers.
Kobayashi: NO! DON'T DO THAT!
Y/n: Aw come on, we can save so much money on water Bills!
Kobayashi: Parlor maid, you Greet People
Tohru: I can do that!
Soon A Delivery Man appeared!
Delivery Man: Hey I got A Package for A Kobayashi.
Tohru then got really scary.
Tohru: You shall leave now or else Face my eternal Wrath.
Kobayashi: NO!
Y/n: Do your best Tohru!
Kobayashi: Okay Last one Kitchen Maid.
Tohru: Oh don't worry Cooking is my Specialty!
30 Minutes Later...
Tohru: Here you go, I present you my own wasted Tail!
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Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid: The Legend
FanfictionY/n L/n is The Roommate and best Friend of Kobayashi but one day A Dragon maid shows up at their apartment and Soon Y/n's Secret Might be revealed... That he is the son of an All Power Dragon King and A Godly Arch Wizard! Wacky adventures are about...