A Christmas Story!

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Y/n: You want to do what?

Tohru: Oh, You know the Butcher from the Market right?

Y/n: Yes?

Tohru: Well, he had broken his foot and now I am handling a Group Activity for the elders Home!

Y/n: You don't know what You're doing right?

Tohru: No, I don't!

She Just smiled as you Picked up your Phone.

Y/n: Let me Call up A Few People.

And soon you had Gathered all of your Dragon Friends, Shouta, and Saikawa...

Y/n: Alright everyone we Have something to do for the elderly? Any Ideas?

Elma: Huh!? But You told me, that you were giving out Sweets!

Y/n: Yes, because I knew you would come.

Elma: I am going to mess out on Christmas Cakes! 

Tohru: (Smugly) Yeah but you would stuff your Face either way.

Elma: Shut up Tohru!

Y/n: Any Ideas anyone?

Kanna: What about A Race?

Y/n: No that could get People Hurt.

Elma: An eating Contest!

Y/n: Eh, I'm sure you Just want to eat.

Elma: Eh...

Fafnir: How about A Gladiatorial fight to the death?

Y/n: OH, THAT'S A HARD NO!

Saikawa: Oh, What about A Play? We can do the Little Match girl.

Kanna: What's that?

Saikawa: Oh, it's about A Poor Little girl whose out on the Street selling Matches but no one wants them, so her grandmother comes to her and pulls her up to heaven.

Kanna: Oh.

Tohru: What!? That Grandma must be pure evil! Strangling her to death like that!

Y/n: NO TOHRU! USE YOUR BRAIN! Okay Look, we'll do the Play. Now we need to cast everyone Part. Alright Fafnir is Writer...

Fafnir: Good.

Y/n: Lucoa is Costume designer.

Lucoa: I'll do my Best!

Y/n: I will be the director of course and I The rest of you will be Actors, but first we need to know who Our Little Match girl will be. Auditions are now Up!

Audition 1... Tohru...

Tohru: Please, Anyone. Please buy my Matches.

Y/n: Okay Your out.

Tohru: What? But I can be your Match girl Y/n!

Y/n: Okay, I'll give you another chance, just... Just act like nobody wants Kobayashi's Matches.

Tohru: WHAT!? YOU UNGRATEFUL HUMANS! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!

Y/n: Next!

Audition 2... Elma...

Elma: Matches. Does anyone want any Matches?

Y/n: Too Emotionless, Next.

Elma: Seriously?

Y/n: You can be an Extra.

Elma: Okay I'll do my best!

Y/n: Good.

Audition 3... Saikawa...

Saikawa: Matches, Anyone-

Y/n: Oh my God Next!

Saikawa: Eep!

Time Skip!

Y/n: Terrible your all Terrible! I want Talent and you all gave me Crap!

Kanna: Papa, you're acting seriously.

Y/n: I'm Passionate about my arts, Sweetie.

Lucoa: Oh, I have an idea!

Y/n: What? What? What is It Woman what!?

Lucoa: I can have Shouta Baby Audition; I got the costume ready and everything.

Y/n: But he's not A Little Girl...

Lucoa: Just wait.

Shouta then came out in A Little Match girl outfit.

Shouta then came out in A Little Match girl outfit

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Elma: Wow, he Actually Looks like A Little girl!

Y/n: Yeah, A Real Femboy.

Kanna: Papa what's A Femboy?

Y/n: (Paled) Ask your mother. 0_0

Shouta: AAAGH! I CAN'T DO THIS!

He then ran off.

Lucoa: Shouta Baby Wait!

Y/n: He Clearly isn't going to do this. We need someone cute and sweet and- Oooooh.

Kanna: Huh?

Y/n: I think we have our Little Match girl!

A Few Moments Later...

Kanna: Matches? Does anyone want Matches?

Kanna: Matches? Does anyone want Matches?

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Saikawa: UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Saikawa had another Kanngasm as You smiled!

Y/n:

Tohru/Elma: Perfect.

Time Skip!

Kobayashi: Alright I'm Home.

Kanna: Matches? Would you Like any Matches?

Kobayashi: Alright would anyone Mind filling me in?

Tohru: Oh We're doing A Play for the Seniors Home!

Kobayashi: Are you sure you can Handle this?

Tohru: Please! A Play never took down A Dragon!

Kobayashi: Whatever You say. (Thoughts) This is where Tohru is her Most dangerous. Let's Just Hope nothing Goes wrong.

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