Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid: The Legend

Shopping time!

We Open up at the Apartment where Tohru Unleashed A Belt of Flames and blew up the Apartment, and then we cut to All three of you walking to the store.

Y/n: So why did you do that again?

Tohru: Well How else was I supposed to cook the food?

Kobayashi: You do know stoves Create fire right?

Tohru: Yeah, but it's way too slow

Kobayashi: Well we now need to Buy A Stove

Y/n: Thank God I'm Loaded, or else we would be in trouble

Tohru: Wait, what do your parents do for A Living?

Y/n: I, Er... Um... It's A Family Business, We do A Lot of Family Stuff, and we keep it in the family, Family Business time, alright?

Tohru: Oh Okay! (Thoughts) What is up with him?

Kobayashi: (Thoughts) I Just realized that we've been letting Tohru shop by herself for A While now and how dangerous that can be. Maybe this could be one of the things she doesn't mess up

The Three of you continued walking down the Street when Tohru stopped you.

Tohru: Aren't we going into the Market?

Kobayashi: Wait you don't go to the store down the Street?

Tohru: Well the Building reminds me of A Castle and it's Painted white so It reminds me of Knights I ran into during the Crusades

Kobayashi: Oh Okay

Y/n: (Thoughts) Seriously what is up with that? Christian? Muslim? You all respect the same god so why can't we all get along

Tohru: The Market reminds me of the Guilds Market It's A Little Better

Y/n: So you shop based on PTSD? That's Kinda sad when you think about it

Kobayashi: You want to Pick up some seafood?

Tohru: Sure

Soon you all ended up at Toda's  Fresh seafood.

Toda: Tohru Hows it going?

Tohru: Just amazing Mr. Toda

Toda: You usually come alone Tohru, are these some Friends?

Y/n: Actually, We're her Masters but were also Friends. My Name is Y/n, and this is Kobayashi

Kobayashi: Yes

Toda: Oh I got some Wonderful Mackrel to come in Today. Do you want some?

Tohru: Oh That would be amazing Get me two of those and two Jack Mackerel

Toda: You got it

You all then Left.

Y/n: Wow you got an extra one too, How nice. I guess you two really are friends

Tohru: No I've Just been nice to him so he's been nice to me and gives me free stuff

Y/n: Okay that's being Friend-ly

Kobayashi: Sometimes The more I learn about you the more I understand You don't Understand how Humans work at all

Tohru: Oh don't worry we share A Mutual Love~!

Kobayashi: Like at all, At all

You all then went to Tatsuda's Butchery.

Tatsuda: Hey Tohru what can I get for you today? A Little extra included

Tohru: Thank you that's so sweet!

You all then Began Moving through the Market with people all over saying hi To Tohru.

Kobayashi: (Thoughts) So Miss Condescending calls us Humans Inferior and weak and yet she's being friendly to all of these people like A Champ. Maybe I was wrong about that Part of her, In Fact, I don't know that much about her at all about Tohru. 

She then began remembering about you two first meeting Tohru and she had A massive sword in her Back.

Kobayashi: (Thoughts) Probably best not to bring up the injury though

Y/n: How Tohru would you Like Anything?

Tohru: I would like an Eclair Please

Soon you were all at A Bakery.

Tohru: Did you know Eclair comes from the word that means flash of lightning?

Kobayashi: Really? So That reminds me, Does your name come from The Thunder God Thor?

Tohru: Actually No, My Name comes from A Human Author of one of my Father's favorite Stories, Something about Magic rings or something...

Kobayashi: (Thoughts) She's Named after JRR Tolkien!?

Y/n: (Thoughts) Yeah I met the guy. He did so Dragons dirty with Smaug though. Not all dragons are That Greedy, Just some of them are

Just then A Scream was Heard!

Woman: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! HELP! MAN JUST STOLE MY PURSE!

A Man was running away with A Woman's Purse.

Tohru: May I get Him?

Kobayashi: I don't-

Y/n: Make it Look like you Human

Tohru: Got it! Here I go!

She then took off appeared behind the crook and punched him so hard he was indented into the ground!

Kobayashi: Oh God

Y/n: One Punch Tohru

But then the Crowd began cheering for her as soon as all 3 of you then quickly Left.

Tohru: So... That was Scary?

Y/n: I'm sorry I should have told you to hold back more. 

Tohru: Um... Masters... Your hands?

You both were Holding her hands but you Just gripped Tohru's Harder and Kobayashi did the same

Y/n: let's Just do it for A Little while. Okay?

Tohru: Okay (Thoughts) I am not washing my hands for A Little While

Meanwhile the same little girl from before Watches.

???: (Whisper) Filthy Perverts, I'll get Lady Tohru back soon enough