Licking = Clean Clothes?

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We Open up at the Apartment's Balcony where Tohru was pretty Much cleaning all of the Laundry she soon Picked up one of your T-Shirts and she smiled to herself.

Tohru: Humans seem to Soil their Clothing with Waste Products, Inferior Species. Oh Y/n's Laced

She then Licked your T-Shirt.

Tohru: Oh there's no more left.

You and Kobayashi Just saw everything.

A Little bit Later...

Kobayashi: Okay I don't know how to say this but we don't need you Licking our clothes

Tohru: Right, so I'll lick you both directly

Kobayashi: NO LICKING!

Y/n: (Thoughts) Man That reminds me of what Mother lions do to their cubs. Kinda sweet (Out of thoughts) Okay Now show us what you do?

Tohru: Alright first I use my Clairvoyance to search for items in the clothing, then I separate them between white and colored, and then I wash the delicates in my Mouth~

Kobayashi: GROSS NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT!

Tohru: Oh so you want me to Like it then?

Y/n: Tohru it's not about Style it's about Germs (Thoughts) Even though Dragons can't get Sick

Kobayashi: Also you can't wear the same clothes every single day, It's not like you're in an Anime

Tohru: But these are my Scales

Kobayashi: Your scales?

Y/n: (Thoughts) Yeah, I realized how to not use my Scales A Long time ago

Kobayashi: Well...

She then began hiding A Bag under her chair.

Tohru: What's that?

Kobayashi: Well Uh... We got you some clothes as an Appreciation Gift

Tohru: Really? Thank you Miss Kobayashi and Y/n

Y/n: Well try them on already

Tohru: Okay!

And then...

Y/n: So how does it fit?

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Y/n: So how does it fit?

Tohru: Eh, It's A Little tight on the chest

And Kobayashi got A Little annoyed with that being flat and all.

Y/n: Uh, Not to sound like A Perv or anything but what's your cup size? We wanna know for Future reference

Tohru: Oh It's D! For Dragon!

Y/n: I highly doubt that

Kobayashi: Oh Crap we gotta get to work, Tohru why don't you look up on the internet about hygiene

Tohru: The what now?

Y/n: Oh right the Internet, Let me show you. You click the Icon, you type into the Bar, and you click Links. Understand?

Tohru: Got it

Y/n: Bye!

You and Kobayashi then left as Tohru Began researching on the internet but she really couldn't find anything.

Tohru: Oh This is Not helping. I know I'll ask Fafnir

She then Picked up the phone and...

Fafnir: Kill them-

She then Hanged the Phone.

Tohru: Okay Maybe not Him. Oh Maybe I can Talk to Lucoa

She then redailed and Picked it up.

Tohru: Hey Lucoa

Lucoa: Hey Tohru, It's been awhile

Tohru: So Yadda yadda yadda Blah Blah Blah

Lucoa: Hmm, Yeah I see the Problem. Remember Nidhugg don't you?

Tohru: Yeah he Gnaws the Tree

Lucoa: The worlds Tree Yes, when Nidhugg chews the roots of the world's Tree he leaves Poison now what do you think happens to the spots he leaves Behind?

Tohru: Well if I recall correctly he leaves curses

Lucoa: Exactly Kobayashi is worried about that

Tohru: Oh Okay thanks

Lucoa: Tohru. Do you like Living in the Human world?

Tohru: Well... To be honest I didn't at first but with Miss Kobayashi and Y/n, I feel like I am actually welcome here and This place feels Like Home. You Know?

Lucoa: Yeah I understand that, Well Thanks for telling me Tohru. I hope you have A Good day

Tohru: You too Lucoa

She then Hangs up the phone and then walked outside.

Tohru: Man Masters's clothes are never going to dry in this weather. I should clear up the sky

Meanwhile at Work...

You and Kobayashi were working on the computers when soon There were Huge Blasts in the sky and there was the sky began to clear up with light shining through.

Kobayashi: (Thoughts) That Tohru is A Problem

Y/n: (Thoughts) She has A Lot to learn but she's gonna do fine

Meanwhile...

People were walking through the streets when A Little girl Noticed this.

???: Lady Tohru, I finally found you

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