*Blitz shoots the tv.
Blitz: Give me another Mox.
*Moxxie places another tv
Blitz: Yep keep going.
*The tv switches to a inventors commercial.
Blitz: Perfect!
*Blitz shoots the tv.
Millie: Your on a roll sir.
*The ground begins to shake
Loona: Guys.
Blitz: Is that another hellshake?
Millie: Alright don't panic.
Moxxie: I am not panicking. Hellshakes don't happen.
Vergil: I have never heard of a hellshake.
Loona: Stop getting hysterical fatty!
*Loona smacks Moxxie into the window. Vergil tricks past the flying imp as a demon bust through the window.
Loopy: Do not be afraid.
Blitz: Please tell me you got that insurance thing.
Millie: Who are you and what do you want?
Loopy: My name is Loopy goopty(?) Inventor of all things loopy and loopise
Vergil: Does it have to involve destroying the wall?
Loopy: I must do exocentric shit!
Blitz: God did you just die?
Loopy: Why yes moments ago.
*After his dramatic backstory.
Blitz: You do realize if he ends up here you will be stuck with him forever?
Loopy: I'm counting on it. Now get your Crimson asses to Earth now!
*On Earth
Guide: To your right is the house of famous inventor Lyle Lipton.
Blitz: Alright let's kill him.
*the four jump off the bus and sneak to the window.
Guide: Here you see four tacky stalkers about to commit a murder. Happens to famous people all the time.
*The four reach the window
Moxxie: Man that has done a number on him.
Lyle: Goodbye world, all he money in the world can't fix the emptiness in my heart now that my body can't do anything.
Blitz: Oh he's going to do our job for us.
*Lyle ties a noose with the IV.
Moxxie: Should we go in and tie it for him?
*Just before Lyle can put it on a blast sends the for imps back as three angels appear in the room
Lyle: Oh good lord I'm being hunted by orphan children now!
Blitz: Who the fuck are they?
Vergil: Angels.
Cleetus: We are here to convince you not to kill yourself.
Blitz: Oh hell no!
*Blitz crashes through the window.
Moxxie: We recommend you continue what your doing.
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Redemption of the Dark Slayer (Vergil x HB x HH)
FanfictionVergil a half demon half human warrior left defeated in hell with nothing. No power and no weapons. Vergil must find his way and find the light.
