'My life is a mess'. The sound of pens clicking echoed the seemingly hollow, moldy room. 'My wife's a bossy-ass dog, my children are annoying as hell and now my bedsheets start to smell of my Outhouse.' "SHREK" A roar came from another room. "DO THE DAMN LAUNDRY"
A groan followed by a shift of a chair stated a feeling of boredom. Suddenly, a 6-foot man stood, wondering what happened to his home, Wishing for Onions. Because this is no ordinary man. This is Shrek.
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The fault in Our Swamp (Shrek X Donkey)
FanfictionTW Strong language Shrek, a victim of depression and currently suffering an all time low under his wife. Donkey, miserable without his children or late wife. There are no happily ever afters. At least not without a hint of spice.
