Donkey groaned trying to fit onto the small mattress with Shrek. "I think this mattress is smaller than Puss!" He gasped for air. "What're ya saying Donkey?" Shrek sternly retorted. "Are ya calling me fat?!" "N-no! Of course not Shrek!" Donkey shaked. "Ha! I'm just yanking ya tail!" Donkey suddenly looked down to his tail, confused "I know I'm chunky, but I don't care!" Shrek said proudly. "It's kinda comfy sleeping with you..." Donkey whispered. "That's gay" Shrek smirked. He clearly had much to drink. The sentence itself made Donkey's eyes widened. He realised since he was dating a male ogre, that would make him queer. But, he still likes the occasional woman to do the devil's tango, then again he could settle for someone in between... It was all so perplexing. Shrek saw this and quickly dialled a number on his Barbie phone, a number he would never assume he would dial again. Fairy Godmother.
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The fault in Our Swamp (Shrek X Donkey)
FanfictionTW Strong language Shrek, a victim of depression and currently suffering an all time low under his wife. Donkey, miserable without his children or late wife. There are no happily ever afters. At least not without a hint of spice.
