What a world... oh what a cruel, inconsiderate world. Nothing is the same. Nothing can be normal again. It was a winter day, we were laughing and having fun. When suddenly, she was stabbed. My wife, oh my precious wife! I couldn't cope with the trauma as well as a parental role, so I sent my kids off to foster homes... but it backfired, and now I am extra lonely.
The only people I have to rely on are Shrek and Puss. Me and Shrek, we're in the same boat more or less. Shrek's wife: Fiona, is an absolute whore. She used to be a princess... but I think the power has gone to her head. I get upset when she talks, or even if her name is called... I hate her. Her and her stupid bitchy children. She always yells at Shrek to do chores. I see the misery in Shrek's warm brown eyes when Fiona is mentioned. Shrek deserves better, so much better than that asshole. I care a lot about Shrek. I mean, we are best buddies! But... maybe a little more than buddies... Is this normal?
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The fault in Our Swamp (Shrek X Donkey)
Fiksi PenggemarTW Strong language Shrek, a victim of depression and currently suffering an all time low under his wife. Donkey, miserable without his children or late wife. There are no happily ever afters. At least not without a hint of spice.
