From up in a treehouse, laid five men. Shrek, Donkey, Puss in boots, Barry bee Benson and Thomas the Tank engine. They were discussing the battle against Fiona. "We will show her we are not weak!" Yelled Shrek. They all cheered in motivation. "That we're not afraid to party!" Donkey cried out "And we have style!" Puss raised his sword in triumph. "And we're not afraid to sting!" Barry called. "And we're really useful engines!" Thomas shouted. "YEAAAAAAHHHH!" They all yelled. The only sceptic person was Shrek. What if it doesn't work? What if she wins? What if we die?? Donkey saw Shrek's frustration and went to soothe him. " Hey man, it's okay. We are gonna win. There's no doubt about it. He smiled with a toothy grin. "That is right, señor" Puss patted Shrek on the shoulder "Fiona is uñ poco loco. We have the high ground."
"Thanks Puss" Shrek smiled.
"Now, weapons" Puss sharply mewed. "Choose a weapon that is ideal for your strength and stealth." "Get a weapon that is too heavy-" Puss stated "You will end up dead" The crew turned their heads toward a pile of guns and other goods. "CHOOSE YOUR WEAPONS!" Puss yowled. "Wowee..." Shrek muttered " RPGs, Swiss knives, machetes galore!" "I think imma get..." Donkey suddenly gasped. He stared at a small cannon with Velcro straps, which could be used to wrap around a head. "I-it's... beautiful" He cried tears of joy. "What a wee little cannon" Shrek gawked. "I'm taking this!" Donkey yelled. Shrek took a large pistol and a few grenades. Puss took a large metal fencing sword, Barry sharpened his stinger and Thomas got a giant shotgun and a minecraft netherite sword.
They soon put their hands together and yelled "GO TEAM!"
Then, they rolled up to the function, Thomas in toe.
This was it
This was the calm before the storm
This
Was
War.
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The fault in Our Swamp (Shrek X Donkey)
FanfictionTW Strong language Shrek, a victim of depression and currently suffering an all time low under his wife. Donkey, miserable without his children or late wife. There are no happily ever afters. At least not without a hint of spice.
