Chapter 4

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by imbees
by imbees
                                    
                                              I have no excuse, and I know it's not long but I really wanted to get this out before my birthday ~author dude :)
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God woke up to the smell of smoke, they rushed out of bed and ran your kitchen. Entering the kitchen god sees Shrek leaning against the fridge. 
"Sup" Shrek says, winking at god.
"What did you do?"
"Nothing" Shrek says as he puts the toaster in the sink. 
"Why's the toaster on fire?"
"It's not"
"Then why is there smoke?"
"That's just my burning love for you"
"No I'm pretty sure it's the toaster"
"Well you're wrong"
"Then why is the toaster on fire in the sink?"
"It's not"
God spots the pancakes on the counter.
"Who are those for?" They say, pointing to the pancakes. 
"Well they were for you and me..." Shrek says, blushing hard.
"Oh, really?"
"I'm yeah, I woke up early to make them"
God went over to Shrek and hugged him tightly.
"You're amazing" god whispered to him.
Just then they heard a loud crash from the living room along with the sound of meowing. Running to the living room god trips, landing face first on the floor. They hear a laugh from in front of them. Looking up from god Shrek sees deku laughing at god. 
"Deku? What are you doing here?" Shrek helps god up. 
"I think you know why I'm here, Shrek" deku said sternly as he started walking towards the basement stairs.
"WAIT-" Shrek reached for deku's arm "don't go down there" 
"Shrek, who is this?" said his, looking confused.
"No one, don't worry about him" Shrek pulled deku away from the basement into the kitchen.        
Shrek forced deku down in a chair. 
"Why won't you let me into the basement, Shrek" deku tried to stand up but Shrek pushed him back down. "Shrek let me into the basement right now, I swear to god"
"You WHAT" god says giving deku a look. 
"Who even are you" deku says looking at god.
"God please just go to the bedroom and wait for me, I have some stuff to deal with" Shrek says to god before looking back at deku. God leaves and walks to the bedroom, Shrek slaps deku in the face "why are you here, what do you want from me?" 
Deku opens his mouth to respond before shutting it, he doesn't have an answer. He tries getting up again but Shrek won't let him. 
"Not till you answer me, why are you here"
"I-, I can't tell you" deku says looking away from Shrek. "I just need to see your basement, please"
Shrek sighs, letting go of deku. "Fine, but make it quick got it"
Deku got up and ran to the basement stairs, opening the door he immediately fell down the stairs. Standing up he says "I'm ok"
"I didn't ask, just hurry up and get out of my house"
"Ok ok, geez I'm almost done" Shrek hears loud noises from in the basement, a second later Deku walks up the stairs.