Shrek x god

Chapter 1

It was a snowy night, and Kermit was dead.
His body was discovered in the pantry (how he got there, I don't know) by Shrek, who had just come home from a shopping trip.

Shrek screamed, his fuzzy wuzzy uwu chocolate cream puff was dead. Shrek started crying....... Tears of joy, "it worked" Shrek said, "they did it........ if only it didn't cost so much money". Shrek had payed $113,362,153.02 for someone to kill his fuzzy wuzzy uwu chocolate cream puff.

The sun came up and all the leafs had melted because of how hot it was. There was a knock on the door, Shrek answered it "DEKU" Shrek said surprised. "What are you doing here" " you know why I am here" said Deku sternly, "l-look I'll get you the money" "you better, you owe me a lot"

Shrek ran downstairs to the basement and grabbed a bag of something and ran back upstairs, he tossed Deku the bag "is this all" Deku asked as he opened it "yes" Shrek said, "good" said deku as he began to leave, "wait" said Shrek "don't leave ..........I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I love you" Shrek cried. Deku gasped "fucketh off". It began to rain hard. "P-p-please s-s-stay" Shrek whined "no" "w-why?" Asked Shrek.........

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Should I continue this?