Chapter 3

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by imbees

by imbees

"Wanna play bingo" asked God, "sure" Shrek responded, "by the way there is someone in your bathroom" "what" "...so, let's play monopoly" " but, I thought that we were gonna play bingo" "Monopoly" "ok" Shrek said, confused.

God goes to grab the monopoly board, meanwhile Shrek goes to look in the bathroom. "Shrek?" "Yea" "where did you go?" Asked God, "I uh I just needed to pee" Shrek responded. "Oh, ok" God said as they began setting up the board game on the counter.

Shrek began looking throughout the bathroom, looking for the person god said was in there. " where is it" Shrek said, getting frustrated, "where could it be". Then there was a knock on the door " Shrek, you good" asked God "you've been in there for a while" concern in their voice. "Yea I'm good" "ok, if you say so. Hurry up though", "ok" Shrek responded, wondering if God knew what he was doing.

Shrek flushed the toilet to make it seem as if he was actually using the bathroom. While washing his hands, Shrek noticed that there was something watching him. He ignored it and continued washing his hands. he left the bathroom, heading towards the kitchen. Shrek saw that God was sitting at the table waiting for him. Shrek sat down at the table, "shall we start?" Shrek asked. "yea" god began setting up the game, "what do you want to be?" God said to Shrek.

"Ill be the hat" Shrek said, putting the boat on the start square, "ok, ill be the dog" god said as they put the hat next to the boat on the start square. after hours of playing, they finally finished the game. "how'd you win? " Shrek said while putting the game away. "what do you mean, it was really easy. you just suck" "I do not" "yes, you do". Shrek and god argued for the rest of the night trying to figure out the actual color of the moon (we all know its pink).

Shrek woke up, laying on gods chest. Shrek's heart fluttered, he blushed and his stomach had butterflies. Shrek licked god's arm before getting up and making breakfast for them.

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i know it has taken me forever to make this but here you go ~author dude