hot chocolate and thrift shopping

december 15 - elves in booty shorts

𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖗 𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝖎𝖓 𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖆𝖚𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖗'𝖘 𝖓𝖔𝖙𝖊

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george laughed ever so brightly, creased over on the bed as he dissolved into a puddle of giggles.

"it's not that funny," dream mumbles, sighing loudly as he glares at himself in the mirror.

sapnap giggles along with his boyfriend, slapping his hand down on dream's shoulder. "dream, we look ridiculous."

dream looks down at the elf costume he had been forced into, groaning. "i hate my mom."

"no, this is so good," george counters through his laughter, "your mom is amazing and i'm so glad she suggested this!"

dream shakes his head. "sap's right," he says, turning away from the mirror to face his friends, "we look ridiculous."

"yeah but that's the whole point!" sapnap points out, "it's a good kind of ridiculous. if this doesn't attract customers, nothing will," he says, spinning dramatically to show off his outfit.

"let me take a photo," george says, holding his phone up towards them.

"no, fuck off," dream quickly refuses, stepping out of the way and pushing sapnap into the camera frame.

sapnap pouts exaggeratedly, bringing his pointer finger up to point at the corner of his lips and bending his leg up in the air behind him, looking just over his shoulder to face the camera.

as george lowers the camera back down with a giggle, sapnap asks, "how did i look?"

"so good," george replies, favouriting the image.

"okay, it's already lunchtime," dream points out, picking up his phone and sliding it into the waistband of his silly green booty shorts, "we need to go."

"are you going to walk there looking like that?" george asks, trying to hide how much the thought entertains him.

"absolutely not," dream denies, pulling his coat off the back of his door.

"do i get to burrow a coat?" sapnap asks.

"no," dream smiles, "you got us into this mess, you can deal with the consequences."

"oh well," sapnap shrugs as he grins, "i look like a sexy elf anyway." he gives george a hand to pull him off the bed, both boys giggling.

dream ignores their continuous laughter as they make their way out of the house and into the street. the blonde immediately feels goosebumps on his bare legs and assumes that sapnap's feeling exactly the same as they start the trek towards the store.

when they arrive, there are already many customers both outside and in the store, and dream's mom perks up excitedly as they walk in. "sap! you look great!" she says, laughing a little, "come on dream, let me see yours too."

dream sighs dramatically, rolling his eyes as he pulls off his coat.

holly laughs loudly, slapping her knee from the extremes of her giggles. "you both look amazing!"