Unable to take it

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Gumball and Phil were walking down to an amusement park for amusement.

"Stop sirs, I must scan you for crimes committed." a robot said.

"Oh, c'mon!" Gumball yelled.

"Eh, let's just do this and get it over with." Phil said as he was scanned.

"You have committed... 14 felonies, congratulations you are allowed." The robot said.

"See easy as pie." Phil said.

"Fine."

The robot scanned Gumball.

"You have... you have... oh sweet robotic... Moses." The robot said.

"What?"

"That was an apple child and you bit into it, t-t-t-toast genocide and becoming omnipotent bread gods, using that eyelander thing, creating life from gross things. destruction of cities and towns and ending lives yet they still live on, you are no normal creature nor criminal, you're not even a monster, you are beyond humanity's perception to an Eldritch degree, I Can't bear being in your presence any longer." The robot said before grabbing a gun and shooting itself.

"Huh, well I guess I get in." Gumball said as Phil looked horrified.

"What?" The blue cat asked as the child blinked.

The two then had fun in the amusement park.

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