Gym Bros

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Gumball and Phil were going to the gym to work out and get ripped with their new fitness trainer.

"You ready Gumball? to get buff!" Phil yelled in excitement.

"Ugh why can't you just be happy with video games?" Gumball asked.

"Well we should try working out at least once." Phil said as the two made it to Alphys' (Specifically swap Alphys.) gym.

The two then saw Maya struggle to lift some dumbbells in a very weak way.

"Hey Maya." Phil said.

"HHHHHEEEEYYYY- Phil." Maya said before dropping the dumbbells on Gumball's feet.

"AAAHHH-"

"How are you doing?" The Bald kid asked.

"Horrible, my noodle arms are too weak for this, Smiley's going to be disappointed." She said.

"Ok sorry- wait Sm-sm-sm-Smiley?" Phil asked.

"Hey guys." Smiley said walking up to the three.

She then noticed the belles on Gumballs foot and picked them up with relative ease.

"Wow thanks." Gumball said glaring at Phil.

"W-w-w-wow you're strong." Phil said with his face all red.

"Heh, yeah I work out a lot." Smiley said.

"Oh hey would you look at that it's borger time." Maya said.

The cat and kid made it to the trainer who was the master with the recognizable rear himself... Gutsman (cue guitar riff)

"Alright you boys ready to gain some GUTS, cuz lemme tell you two I'mma make some men out of you!" gutsman yelled flexing.

Gumball looked at Phil and punched him in the throat.

"gah flozwad!"

*exorcise one pushups!*

"alright you two follow my lead!" Gutsman yelled as the three did pushups.

*meanwhile* Franzisca and gumshoe were drinking tea and coffee respectively before Edgeworth ran frantically.

"EARTHQUAKE RUN HIDE SEEK SHELTER EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!" he yelled scared for his life.

"Edgevorth vhat are you saying?" Franzisca asked tapping her shoulder irritated.

"the earth... I feel it... Moving slightly up and down." the prosicuter said whispering into Franzisca's ear.

*back to the gym*

"AAAND the big one double zero hows yous twos?" gutsman asked.

Gumball and Phil were doing the stock family guy death pose

"welp time for the nextorscise"

*exorcize 2 weight lifting*

Gumball and Phil both were lifting dumbbells that weighed 5 pounds each.

"C'mon you pipsqueaks can do better than that." Gutsman said in disgust.

The master then pulled the 5pounds off and added 50 pounds to Phil's and helped him out using his finger.

Phil was now letting the robot master do the work

"Oh wait Gumbruh needs his weights readied too." Gutsman said dropping the weight crushing Phil's chest.

"AAAAAAAAA-"

"uh, Gutsman, I think Phil's getting flattened alive" the blue cat said.

"hold on gumbro, the docs callin me" the robot master said dropping gumball's dumbbell flattening him as well.

"gutsman where are you, its family game night and Roll's E-TANK surprise is almost done, this makes you... Late." Dr. Light said as that last word echoed in the robot's head.

"l-l-late?"

Gutsman then on the spot exploded.

Smiley and Maya walked back into the gym seeing gutsman's corpse and Phil and gumball's flattened bodies.

"oh goodness." smiley said as gumball looked up.

"hey smiley if you and Maya could take us to a hospital that would be great." he said as the two quickly obliged.

Ess and zed walked into the gym before seeing gutsman's corpse on the ground.

"holy fuck" they both yelled.

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