Multiversal Madness

It's Depression Charlie Brown!

Phil and Gumball were walking around the town and stopped at the bridge where Charlie Brown and Linus hung around.

"Man, poor old Charlie Brown, you can't help but feel sorry for him, constantly tormented by his peers, get's his crushes stolen by his own best friend, and he's bald at a young age." Gumball said.

"Good grief, what a sad existence." Phil said as Charlie Brown glared at them.

"I'm not bald I'm just the same skin tone as my hair." Charlie Brown said.

"Oh, sorry I thought you'd hear us as muted trumpets." Gumball said.

"Good grief." Charlie Brown said putting his head down as Gumball and Phil walked away.

"Linus I need a step in the right direction, do you have any ideas?"

"Well Charlie Brown, the first step though bad times is usually admitting you have a problem." Linus paused and thought about it. "Maybe you just need someone to talk about it to."

"Maybe you're right, I need to give all my feelings off my chest." Charlie Brown said raising his head up.

"That's the spirit Charlie Brown!" Linus said before walking off while dragging his blanket.

The medic was sitting down smoking a pipe, "Charles Brown!" he called.

Charlie Brown opened the door and took a seat "It's just Charlie Brown sir." He said.

"Now I'd like to know what you're here for exactly?" The Medic asked.

"Well my life is just all balderdash, for one woman all basically taunt me and any praise I do get is basically short term..." He continued to talk about things to the doctor.

"That blasted football always gets my dopamine in and I try to kick it but Lucy always gets the better of me..."

"Finally no matter how much I pray to him God doesn't answer, that's why I came here to talk to you doc."

The Medic took a sip of tea and thought.

"Vell, it appears to me that you have a severe case of Depression Charlie Brown." The man said grabbing some prescriptions in a cabinet.

"Here, Antidepressants, these should help you with the powerless feeling, I'd also suggest you stop trying to kick the football as it's like an addiction to gambling, finally I'd like you to find a hobby that you feel like you can succeed in." The medic said handing the prescription to Charlie Brown.

Charlie Brown walked out of the therapist office and saw Lucy.

"Hey Blockhead, bet you can't get it!" She yelled while holding the football.

Charlie Brown stared and looked down remembering the words of the therapist.

"Yeah, you're right, I'm going to Los Pollos Hermanos." Charlie Brown said before walking away.

Lucy was absolutely stunned at that moment. "You Blockhead get back here and try to kick it so I can pull it out and you can be taunted... AAAAUUURRRRRGGGHHH!"

Charlie Brown and Linus were eating lunch at Los Pollos Hermanos, and it was honestly pretty good.

Then Snoopy A.K.A Joe Cool walked in with Schroeder and Pig Pen.

"Joe Cool, Pig Pen, Schroeder what are you guys doing here?" Charlie Brown asked in surprise.

"We heard about how you basically ignored Lucy's attempt to ridicule you and how mad you made her." Pig Pen said while Joe Cool gave a thumbs up.

"That's why we came here, Charlie, I've always had respect for you and now I see you're growing as a person and I love seeing it happen." Schroeder said giving a salute to Charlie Brown as Gus Fring walked to their table.