Traveltale Sans

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"Hey buds, I'm Traveltale sans. Buy a ticket and I'll take you somewhere you've never been before." A new sans at an airport said

"Ight I'll take one." Gumball said.

"Ok, swirl the wheel." The Sans said.

Gumball spun the wheel and it stopped at a pie chart.

"Congrats you're going to London." The bone man said.

"Wait what-"

Gumball was suddenly in London... at night.

"Ello m8 you's boud to be shanked!" A Bri'sh person said before stabbing the cat.

"Next!" The skeleton said as Arle, Amite, and Ringo walked up.

"One ticket each please." Ringo said as Carby jumped up.

"Okay here you go now spin the wheel!" The Sans said.

They spun it making it land.

"Alright you four are going to Detroit."

They were all suddenly in Detroit.

"Huh this isn't too bad." Amite said before someone stole Carbuncle.

"GUUU GUGUGUGUU!" He yelled as the man ran off.

"Motherfuckers took Carbuncle, shit now they have Arle, fuck they took Amite's soul, Dammit they took my physical being... Can't have shit in Detroit." Ringo said as she was now an orb.

"Next!" The skeleton said as Sonic and Tails walked in.

"Two Tickets each please." Tails said.

"Alright two tickets too... Italy." Traveltale Sans said.

Sonic and Tails were now in an Italian allyway.

"Well-a well-a well-a, if it isn't-a Sonic the hedgehog." Mario said with a Golf club in his hand.

"Uh oh." Sonic said.

"Tails fly, fly away-AAAAHHH!" Sonic said as Mario started beating him to death.

Tails started flying before getting hit by a tennis ball and getting set on fire by Luigi.

"Next"

Walter White and Jesse Pinkman then walked in.

"Two Tickets please." Walt said.

"Alright you're going too, Brazil." Sans said.

"No, fuck no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Jesse yelled as they were brought to Brazil.

"Next"

Mega and Roll walked up and ordered two tickets.

"Okay you're going to Ohio."

Rock and Roll were now in Ohio

"No not Ohio!" Mega yelled

"Even people who live in Ohio don't want to live in Ohio!" Roll said.

Captain Cosmic, Endie, Frankie, Sketch, and Lil' Mirror nodded.

"Alright I'm closing shop." Traveltale Sans said chuckling

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