[The names come from different lores, 'Lethe' is Ranboo, his code name from when he was in The Syndicate. 'Theseus' is Tommy, his name in the Butterfly Reign AU.]
{Brief mention of Tubbo, who is called 'Orphic', which came from his old Twitch Username 'Orphic_Tubbo'.}
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Once upon a time, there were 2 guardians.
One for heaven, and one for hell.
They live in harmony and peace, in which their only jobs were to punish or to reward.
One could even say they were friends.
No, they can't live without each other.
The one who flies with white feathered wings and a glowing halo is whom we call Theseus.
The one with the tattered wings of a raven and a tail is the one we call Lethe.
An angel, and the devil.
"Say Theseus, when was the last time you got someone?"
"I don't know Lethe, you tell me. You've been getting all of them sinners, there aren't really a lot of saints around here."
"People are reckless now, of course they do bad things."
Theseus rolled his eyes, before talking again.
"Thanks, Mr. fucking obvious."
"Y'know, Theseus, isn't it weird that you're the angel, but you swear, and I'm the devil, but I don't swear?"
"Lethe, are you just trying to start a conversation or something? Don't talk about such boring shit. Let's talk about something else. Remember that guy I got a while back?"
"Uh, yes. He's pretty hard to forget. Alex, was it?"
"Yes, him. Quite the intersting guy, isn't he? He seems to be pretty famous on Earth."
" I dON'T KnoW, yOU TeLL mE."
"Are you making fun of me?!"
"tHANks, mR. OBvioUS."
"This is why Philza banned you to hell."
"Ouch, Theseus, hurt me right in the feelings. I still love you though, because we're homies."
"Lethe, we are nowhere near friends.."
"Oh."
Theseus sighs, and finally answers.
"Ugh.. Yes, fine. Maybe we are friends..."
"Nice! So what do you wanna do?"
"You can have fun figuring that one out."
"Wanna go to Earth?"
"Lethe, are you insane?!"
"You didn't answer the question."
"Well, of course! But Phil-"
"It's just a little vacation! Phil's nice, he'll probably let us anyways."
"Ugh... You go ask him yourself, Lethe. "
"Alright, c'ya!"
"H-hey! Where do you think you're going! I was joking. Who's gonna deal with the people who might come in later!"
"Tell Orphic to deal with them. Bye!"
"Hey! Ugh.. Orphic! Come and stand guard! Lethe left to do some weird shit again!"
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there will be a second part to this im too lazy to deal with this
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