Dreambur incorrect quotes

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(High school au)
Wilbur: *arrives at the door, barely able to stand up*
Wilbur: sorry I'm late, I was... doing something
Dream, who appeared out of nowhere: I'm something!

Sam, eager to leave watching the prison until he hears someone ring the buzzer: Oh, a vi-
Revivebur:
Sam: -Visitor?

Everyone expecting Revivebur to smoke:
Revivebur: Pulls out a lollipop instead
Everyone: (ﾟ<ﾟ)ﾞ??

Other couples: if I was a gardener, I would plant our lips together
Dream and Wilbur:
Dream: if I was a gardener, you would be my hoe
Wilbur: I BEG YOUR FOCKING PARDON?!

Dream: eating a random stick
Wilbur: whatcha got there
Dream: some good fuckin' food

Wilbur: making Schlatt normal goddamn food
Dream: intense eye contact as he eats the goddamn plate
Dream: "Whatcha gonna do, stop me? B i t c h?

Tubbo: Tommy, why are Wilbur and Dream sitting with their backs turned?
Tommy: they got into a fight
Tubbo: then why are they holding hands?
Tommy: they get sad when they fight

Techno: why are your tongues purple?
Dream: we had slushies, I had a red one
Wilbur: and I had a blue one
Techno: oh
Techno:
Techno: OH
Techno: I'm telling Phil
Wilbur: NO, GET BACK HERE!
Dream: *W H E E Z E*