Dreambur incorrect quotes

2.

Phil: Wilbur, do you like Dream?
Wilbur: no, why would you think that?
Phil: you keep writing W+D everywhere
Wilbur: it stands for World Domination

Wilbur (texting): princess
Dream (texting): who is you-?
Wilbur (texting): wait, sorry wrong number
Dream (texting): no, come back, I'll be your princess!
Wilbur (texting): in another life, my dear
Dream (texting): I love you...
Wilbur (texting): goodbye...
Them, in real life (seperate houses): we'll make that next life now

Wilbur: hey, how's your night going
Dream: my what?
Wilbur: night
Dream: okay, goodnight
Also Dream: *stays up the whole night reading angsty warrior cats fanfiction, cause why the hell not*

Wilbur: I hate my last name
Dream: why?
Wilbur: cause it's not your last name ;)
Dream:
Dream: Wil, honey, your last name is Wastaken as well

At 3 am
Dream: onion rings are just vegetable donuts
Wilbur: sure they are
Dream: your stomach thinks that all potatoes are mashed potatoes
Ghostbur: it does, huh?
Dream: lasagna is just spaghetti flavoured cake
Both Wilbur and Ghostbur: *concern*
Dream: lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
Ghostbur: please STOP! *crying*
Wilbur: no, please continue honey

Dream: I can't believe we're stuck in this room, TOGETHER
Wilbur, swallowing the key: truely unfortunate