Dreambur incorrect quotes

6.

Nightmare: *hypnotising Dream*
Dream: okay, but I'll still remember Wilbur, right?
Nightmare: uh- I- yeah, sure
Dream: good. *glares*
Nightmare: *scared*

Revivedbur: *arrives at the prison*
Dream: *doing a handstand*
Dream: oh hello Wil!
Revivedbur: hot

Wilbur: I wasn't that drunk last night!
Phil: you flirted with Dream
Wilbur: so what? They're my partner
Phil: you asked them if they were single
Wilbur:
Phil: and then cried when they said they weren't

Dream: excuse me, I lost my boyfriend, could I make an announcement?
Employee: sure
Dream: goodbye you little sh!t

Dream: *scares away cow*
Wilbur: Do you want to die?!
Dream: kinda...
Wilbur: honey, we talked about this

Phil: I know you like him Wilbur
Wilbur: I already told you, I don't like Dream!
Phil: hah, I didn't say who!
Wilbur: fvck

Schlatt: what's this Dream?
Dream: oh, it's my to-do list!
Schlatt: oh that's good, you made o-
Schlatt: Dream, this just says Wilbur 69 times

Dream: so why did you break the light?
Wilbur: I got jealous
Dream: of what????
Wilbur: WELL I'M THE ONLY ONE YOU CAN TURN ON DREAM!!

C!Wilbur (no I'm not saying that that was the cc's, just go with it) : *kidnaps C!Dream*
C!Wilbur: *sees many scars and bruises all over C!Dream*
C!Wilbur: who did this to you.
C!Dream: it's not a problem Wilb-
C!Wilbur: no, it is
C!Wilbur: I need to know who to kill.

Tommy, in exile: this push pop is amazing!
Dream, facepalming: that's a glue stick Tommy