"Showtime, a-holes! It will be here any minute" Peter said as he held a device in his hands. Gamora held a gun in her hands. "Which will be it's loss" she said. "I thought your thing was a sword?" Peter asked. "We've been hired to stop an interdimensional beast from feeding on those batteries, and I'm gonna stop it with a sword?" Gamora asked. "It's just, swords were your thing and guns were mine. But I guess we're both doing guns now. I just didn't know that" Peter said. Gamora looked at Drax. "Drax, why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's aero-rigs?" She asked. Drax looked at her. "It hurts" he said. "It hurts?" Gamora asked. "I have sensitive nipples" Drax said. You and Rocket burst into laughter. "My nipples hurt! Oh, goodness me!" Rocket mocked. "What about them? What are they doing?" Drax asked as he pointed at you and Rocket. "We're finishing this so we can listen to tunes while we work" you said. "How is that a priority?" Drax asked. "Blame Quill. He's the one who loves music so much" Rocket said. "No, I actually agree with Drax on this. That's hardly important right now" Peter said. "Oh, okay. Sure, Quill" you said as you winked at him. "No, seriously, I side with Drax" Peter said. "No, I understand that. You're being very serious right now" Rocket said as he also winked. "I can clearly see you two winking" Drax said. "Damn it. I'm using my left eye?" Rocket asked. Baby Groot ran over to some Orlonis and punched them to the ground. Then he turned around and looked at you. "I am Groot" he said. "They were not looking at you funny" you said. Then a giant Orloni fell from the sky. "That's intense" Rocket said. Drax grabbed both of his swords. As soon as it hit the ground, Drax let out a war cry and ran towards it with his swords.
You and the others flew towards the Orloni as well. Meanwhile Baby Groot was fiddling with two cords that were attached to the radio. Groot connected the two cords together, and music began to play from the radio. Groot started dancing to the music. Peter crashed to the ground next to him, and shot at one of the OrLoni's arms as Groot continued to dance. Peter stood back to his feet. "Groot" he said, then was shoved back to the ground by the Orloni. Groot danced over to where Gamora was shooting at the Orloni. "Groot, get out of the way! You're gonna get hurt!" Gamora said. Groot just waved at her. Gamora smiled. "Hi" she said. Then she flew into the air again. Drax yelped as he was thrown close to Groot, who was still dancing, until Drax looked at him, and Groot immediately froze. Drax was about to turn away, and Groot moved, causing him to look back at Groot, who froze again. Then Drax got up and left, and Groot began dancing again. A giant bug flew near Groot, and he ran after it and tried to catch it. Groot eventually caught it, and began to eat the bug. You flew over to him. "No! Spit it out! Come on!" You said as you patted him on the back. Groot spit out the bug and watched it fly away. You grabbed your blaster from your back and flew away. "Disgusting!" You said. A smaller Orloni ran towards Groot, who extended his right branch out, and grabbed onto the Orloni. Then he sat on the Orloni's back as he rode the Orloni. Groot was thrown off the Orloni, and landed on the ground. Then he got back to his feet and started dancing again. The Orloni then threw Drax onto the radio, which broke it and stopped the music. Groot ran over to Drax, and angrily hit him with his branches.
Drax stood back up. "The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside. I must cut through it from the inside" he said. Gamora stopped shooting at it and looked at Drax with confusion. "Huh?" She asked. Drax laughed as he held his swords in the air and charged at the Orloni. "No, no! Drax, wait a minute! Drax!" Gamora shouted. The Orloni opened it's mouth and Drax jumped into it. Peter took off his mask in shock. "What is he doing?" He asked. "He said the skin is too thick to be pierced from the outside, so he..." Gamora began but was cut off. "That doesn't make any sense!" Peter said. "I tried telling him that!" Gamora said. "Skin is the same level of thickness from the inside as from the outside!" Peter said. "I realize that" Gamora said. "There is a cut on its neck. Rocket, Y/N, get it to look up" Peter said. Peter put his mask back on and flew back into the air. "Hey, you giant Sea-Monkey! Up here!" You shouted as you shot at the Orloni and flew up alongside Rocket. Peter flew around the Orloni and shot at it. "Watch it, Quill!" Rocket yelled. Suddenly a bright rainbow light of colors came out from it's mouth and hit you and Rocket. You screamed and flew higher into the air. Gamora targeted the cut on it's neck and dropped her gun to the floor. Then she took out her long sword. The Orloni grabbed Peter with one arm and you with another. You and Peter screamed as the giant Orloni swung you around in it's giant arms. Gamora ran towards the Orloni and jumped into the air. Then she hit it's neck with her sword and slung down the Orloni, cutting it's neck open.
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 X Reader
FanfictionThe story of The Guardians Of The Galaxy continues when Rocket and his sister Y/N decide to steal some batteries from a powerful race called The Sovereign. Now, left without a spaceship on an unknown planet called Berhert, The Guardians come face to...