Headcanon #4

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Eating in a fancy restaurant with Guns N Roses...

Eating in a fancy restaurant with Guns N Roses

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- they are not fancy at all

- Axl tries his best to look fancy but fails awfully

- Steven has the best manners and tells the waitress everyone's orders so they don't have to embarrass you

- appetizers apparently are not good portion size according to Slash and he asks for more

- you explain to him they're what you eat before you're meal, it's not supposed to be a lot of food

- Duff ends up spilling his drink by accident

- mostly on Izzy who then proceeds to push Duff out of his seat

- Axl throws a piece of bread at Steven while you quietly scold them for being so rude

- Steven does not retaliate

- you are very grateful for that

- Slash decides it's his duty to protect 'popcorn' and throws a steak at Axl

- his aim is awful so it ends up hitting an old lady in the face

- the manager comes and demand you all get out before he calls the police

- you are more than ready to leave with Steven but the other guys will not move

- you and Steven don't leave because it's all for one and one for all, you wonder if maybe you should break the promise

- you know you already look bad now so you just yell at them to get out

- they do not listen

- the police come and escort you all out and the guys sulk all the walk home

- you explain to them how it's their own fault as Steven nods along

- Izzy rolls his eyes at everything you say

- Axl mocks you behind your back

- Slash respectfully stays quiet and keeps his eyes to the sidewalk in front of him

- Duff says sorry on behalf of everyone but you know it's not true

- they end up cooking dinner for you to make up for their bad behaviour

- you forgive them but y'all are never going to a fancy restaurant ever again

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