Them as pickup lines...
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James
Hi, I'm Mr Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Kirk
Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you?
Lars
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
Jason
What's a smart attractive man like me doing without your number?
Axl
I lost my virginity, can I borrow yours?
Slash
Wouldn't we look good on a wedding cake together?
Duff
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
Izzy
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Steven
Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material.
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