🦋Butterflies🦋 ~ ShinKamiBakuDeku

Meeting Adjourned

A/N: sorry for ghosting you guys :( for some reason I thought I could balance writing, like, 6 different stories at the same time.

Spoiler: I can't. Um, so, I'm alternating which stories I put on hold. I'm almost done with my EraserDust fic (which is posted and updates pretty frequently) and this fic is rolling yk?

I am working on a TodoBaku Mob/Mafia AU rn, but I don't think I'm gonna post it until after I finish this.

So, I'll give my original boys some more well-deserved attention 💜💛🧡💚

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Down in the common room, Hitoshi and his five sapphic helpers gathered around the table. It was similar to a congress meeting, except the agenda was a bit wonky looking. Yaoyorozu had ordered a SmartBoard for their meetings, and Mina was in charge of making the slideshow agenda. She had pictures of Zendaya and Jessica Rabbit practically covering the whole screen.

"Alright," Tsuyu said. "Let's get the meeting started before the meathead gym rats get back. Ochako, will you review last week's notes for us?"

Ochako blushed and smiled. "Sure. So, last week we discovered that Bakugou and Kaminari are hooking up and that Shinsou is actually polyamorous and has been using us all, plus Sero, to push forward his simultaneous crushes."

"As the leader of the League of Lesbians, and the symbol of the Sapphic Starter-pack," Mina announced, "I find that crime worthy of three weeks on Mineta duty!"

The girls gasped. "Mina, you can't be serious," Jirou muttered. "Mineta duty? Three weeks?!"

"Don't you think that's a bit harsh?" Tsuyu added. "I mean, he deserves a punishment for sure, but Mineta duty? How about, like, Aoyama duty? Or Monoma?"

Mina nodded firmly. "Kendo and Tokoyami have everything under control with Monoma and Aoyama. Hanta, on the other hand, deserves a break. They've been swamped with Mineta's bullshit for too long."

"Well yeah, but that's because they broke the coffee machine last week and don't have enough money to pay for it," Jirou replied.

"I still think it's rude to put hi- sorry, them on Mineta duty just because they can't afford it," Ochako grumbled. "A bit classist if you ask me."

Yaoyorozu smiled. "Well, good thing we didn't ask you."

Jirou nudged her girlfriend's foot under the table. "Babe," she hissed, failing to bite back her smile. "Don't be rude."

Yaoyorozu rolled her eyes. "My apologies. Father must've drilled in my superiority complex when it comes to poor people. You know I don't mean any real harm by it."

"I'm not poor!" Ochako cried.

"Yeah, and I'm not rich," Yaoyorozu spat back.

"I guess nobody really is perfect," Mina sighed. "Yaoyorozu hates poor people, Zendaya has a boyfriend, and Jessica Rabbit is animated."

"Can we please get back on track?" Hitoshi blurted. "My love life is at stake here."

Mina laughed. "Oh, right, forgot about that. Anyways, we can figure out the punishment later. Uraraka, how's Deku's crushes going?"

"Well, he's swamped, that's for sure," Uraraka said, clicking the agenda to the next slide. There were pictures of entries in Izuku's hero notebooks, with little hearts around names in the margins. "I was able to swipe a few pictures at the DekuSquad sleepover. It was risky, almost a suicide mission, but I was able to make it out alive. In the notebook on pages not even remotely about them, Shinsou's, Bakugou's, and Kaminari's names are present, with Shinsou appearing thirteen times, Bakugou appearing nineteen times, and Kaminari appearing eight times."