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It's a sunshine life for me

(Luigi) When I was little my brother told me of a far off place called the Mushroom Kingdom. He talked of four Princesses who were sent to protect it. Pauline, Peach, Daisy, and Rosilina, each had their own threat that they had to deal with. Pauline had to deal with a large gorilla, Daisy had to deal with an alien, Rosilina he wasn't quite clear on, but then there was Peach.

Peach, from the way my brother talked about her, seemed like the most important person in the Mushroom Kingdom. She faced off against the threat of Bowser. I usually covered my ears for this part. Bowser wanted Peach as his bride, and he would stop at nothing to get that. Mario always laughed at me for being scared of that. Well who's laughing now, big brother? Still you.

Anyway, as we grew up we became plumbers! For advertising, my brother took on a thick Italian accent. He never stopped doing that. One day we got a call from a not at all suspicious hotel owner. She said she left a key to the hotel under the door mat.

I said to him, "Mario, this is not at all suspicious to you?"

"You do not understand, she offered to pay us 1000 gold coins!"

"Mario, we can not pay the bills with 1000 gold coins."

"We can sell the gold coins!" He said as he unlocked the door.

The hotel was very spooky. Cobwebs everywhere. It was horrible. It smelled like mold. I hated it. We went to the public toilet, one of the things we were hired to do. The bathroom had carpet, and there was a smell to it! We were told that the toilet would overflow every time it was flushed. That explained the smell. I was grossed out as hell.

"Eh Mario," I said. "Imma gonna wait outside!"

I ran outside of that horrible bathroom as fast as I could and had a breath of fresh air. I almost threw up in a dusty fake plant pot. Then I heard Mario scream. I sighed. I ran back into the frankly disgusting bathroom to find Mario being sucked by magic beam things into the sink. I reached out to him but the magic beams grabbed me too.

We got sucked down the plumbing. We got separated somehow. Me away from Mario. Well, you know how earlier I talked about the Mushroom Kingdom? Well that's where we freaking were! My brother gets to go off with the pretty pretty princesses while I get stuck with the dinosaur king! Yeah, Bowser, that guy. I see my brother fly off to light, bright, sunshine land and I start flying off to dark, doom and despair!

Tap tap tap

"Hey, you alive?" A highly feminine voice said. "I don't think he's alive."

I breathed a sigh of relief. It was all a bad dream and... OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL WAS I LOOKING AT?!?! It looked like a bird, a dinosaur, and a vacuum cleaner, all in one!

"Oh! You're alive! That's good... I'm Birdette, but you can call me Catherine, dear! And your name is...?"

It was pink, and it had a giant bow on it's head. It didn't have any clothes on. It also had a giant ring. There was also a turtle for some reason.

"So, we have a mute who can scream on our hands?"

"Luigi."

"Oh, so you can talk! Well, what about your last name, dear?"

"Mario."

"Luigi Mario? Say you wouldn't happen to... no, that's impossible. You're too tall." Said the thing that was only 2 feet high. "Listen, dear, I gotta go tell my boss something, you stay here with Oswald."

She waltzed out the door, and I realized was chained to the wall.

(Bowser) The kids were all lined up on each of their throwns, and fighting.

"Roy stole my bracelet, daddy!"

"I did not."

"You're wearing it right now, tell him to give it back!

"Larry, stop poking me!"

"Larry, stop poking me!"

"Oh great, now Ludwig's copying me!"

"Oh great, now Ludwig's copying me!"

"Make it stop, Papa!"

I needed a break from eight kids. No one said it would be easy.

"Ludwig and Larry, stop bugging Jr. Roy, give Wendy's bracelet back. Morton, Iggy, Lemmy? Don't cause trouble. Now excuse me while Papa goes and takes a nap."

I managed to escape the kids, but now I had to escape the servents. There were Goombas, Koopas, and a very annoying bird.

"Mister Bowser, I have very important news."

"Birdo,"

"Birdette."

"Birdette, I don't have time for this."

"But the--!"

"I don't have time."

"The plumber man!"

"What about the plumber man?"

"I think I might have caught him."