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(Bowser) I needed to get divorced. I was legally married to that, that, twerp! He was nothing to me, but I couldn't bring myself to kill him. I was keeping him alive for my kids, though my kids... "shipped" us.

I had no attraction to him whatsoever. He was a war prisoner, Mario bait. And the fact that he tricked me into marrying him! My theory was that he liked me. Not just that, but loved me. And I could get that, I was hot, a single dad. I was cute.

But it would fine if it was just he  thought I was hot, no, he was flirting with me, and I knew that for a fact. He was in love with me!

"King Bowser, what are you thinking about?"

"Thinking about how I'm going to take over the Mushroom Kingdom, of course. How I'm going to destroy my enemies!"

"You just seemed rather, blushy."

"I was blushing about my future marriage to Princess Peach! And next time I'm not going to be duped by an imposter!"

"Sir, you have to get divorced first."

"I know I have to get divorced! That's what I'm doing today!"

I stormed away from my servent. I didn't need him anyway. He was disposable. Now I had to tell my husband that I wanted a divorce.

I banged on Luigi's door. "Hi, Luigi."

He opened the door. "Bowser boy! Glad you finally showed up!"

"You're taunting me." I said through gritted teeth.

He put a hand on my shoulder. "Sorry Bowser boy. What do you want?"

My hands were in tight fists. "I want a divorce."

"Yeah, that's probably a good idea." He said, dropping his flamboyant act.

"Finally, you agree with me on something! Now let's go get divorced!"

"I'm sorry, you can't get divorced." The judge said.

"What do you mean we can't get divorced? We both agree to it!" I screamed.

"You say you have kids together?"

"They are my kids, he hasn't been in their life for more than an hour!"

"And you got got married yesterday?"

"Yes, but unwillingly on my part! I thought he was a girl!"

"I'm sorry, you can't get divorced."

"What laws permit that? Do you know who I am?"

"That's a stupid law. I just want a divorce."

"You have children together and you've only been married a day. Listen, I'm sure whatever has caused this rift between you will clear up soon. Lord knows me and my wife had one of those times."

"What if I murder him?"

"Or I him?"

"Well, you will probably be charged with a warcrime or good old fashioned murder."

"But I'm the king!"

"And I don't live around here!"

"Ha, sorry, but that's the law. Now excuse me cause I have a lunch date with my wife." He said as he got out of his chair to walk out of the building.

"Well, guess we're stuck together, Bowser boy." He said while giving me a playful punch.

"Don't call me that!"

"Oh what, Bowser boy?"

"You are going down, Luigi!"

I pounced on him. He turned as white as a ghost. I raised my claw in the air.

"Look, papa and dad are wrestling!" Darn you Jr.

"We're not wrestling, and all of you need to go to your rooms!"

"They're so cute together!" Morton said.

"I think they're gonna kiss." Iggy said.

"Daddy, can I plan your honeymoon?" Wendy said.

"No! You can't plan my honeymoon, cause this guy is not gonna make through the night!"

Jr gasped. "Is dad sick?"

"Yes, I am very sick!" Luigi said while giving me a smirk. "And you should say goodbye to me while you still can!"

"So sick that he'll get you sick too if you come anywhere near him!" I retorted.

"But honey dearest, I need to spend one more day with my children!"

"But honey dearest, we wouldn't want the children getting sick, would we?"

"But honey dearest,"

"Honey dearest, we should bring this argument upstairs so that the children don't hear us," I said while picking him up. "So they won't hear you when I rip your heart from your chest." I whispered.

"I'm so sorry you're sick, dad! I'll miss you!" Jr said.

"Aw, I'll miss you too, little buddy!" He elbowed my chest.

I sighed. "Actually, he might get better if he just sat in his bed and didn't call me Bowser boy."

"But honey dearest,"

"Don't you say another word or else you won't get better! And you need to stay alive for your children!" I said as I started walking upstairs.

He wrapped his arms around me. I politely removed his arm from my shoulder. He put it back on my shoulder. He traced his finger against my shoulder. I was so close to biting his hand off. He was flirting with me! Non verbally, but still flirting!

He smiled at me. I realized that I kind of liked him. I couldn't fall in love with him though cause he was Mario's brother and Mario kinda wanted to kill me! He brushed his hand against my face. We arrived at his room.

"Well, honey dearest, I think we're far enough away from the children, what about ripping my heart from my chest?"

"Well, um, I'm not going to kill you this time."

"Oh, that's such a shame!"

"But that doesn't mean I won't kill you next time."

"Ah, well, I hope you don't."

He was a masc-fatal! I would not fall for his evil tricks! So I ran off like a coward. I was straight, I was straight, I was a confirmed heterosexual, I had sex with a woman within the past ten years, I could not be gay! But I liked him, somehow. He made me so angry, but, argh! He was so cute.

His mustache was perfection, he got along with my kids, he was a dang good kisser, and a bit of a flirt. I really liked him. He was what I wanted in a woman, but a man! I wished it could be a normal relationship.