CHAPTER 2: HEATED

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by rottengummiwormzzz

by rottengummiwormzzz

"Squidward, I..." SpongeBob stumbled on his words blushing insanely. Squidward anticipated a response, eyes watering. Oh God, he doesn't feel the same, does he? He thought, sweat trickling down his big, girthy nose.

SpongeBob batted his eyelashes, "I love you too Squidy..."

This was it! This was the moment Squidward had been waiting for all his life! He rose from the wooden floor and lovingly embraced his love. SpongeBob grasped Squidward's face tenderly, and pulled him into a kiss. But then, Squidward broke it.

"SpongeBob... what if they find out? We're straight, straight men don't do these things." He cried softly, still holding SpongeBob in his suction cup grasp.

"Who cares what they think? We're happy and thats all that matters. Do you not love me Squidward? Are you embarrassed to be seen with me? Is that what it is?" SpongeBob furrowed his brows while pulling away from him. A single tear fell from Squidward's eyes.

"No, that's not what I meant. I..." he stuttered as he stared at the floor, shifting his tentacles nervously.

"Well, straight men don't kiss. And you know what else straight men don't do? This." SpongeBob collapsed onto Squidward, connecting their lips once again as they fell onto the wooden plank floors.

Squidward was shocked at his advance, and the smallest bit of ink dripped from his massive nose. SpongeBob slipped his tongue into Squidward's mouth and spelled his name with it. He blushed wildly. He grabbed his lover's hands and pinned him to the ground with one arm, and taking off SpongeBob's pants with the other.

SpongeBob cooed, "Ooo Squidy!" while batting his eyes.

Squidward leaned over to grab a fistful of lettuce and stuffed it into SpongeBob's mouth while he giggled airily. Things were getting pretty hot and heavy, but all of a sudden SpongeBob heard the soft thuds of massive boots.

"Oh no! I think that's-" before SpongeBob could say another word, Sandy burst through the kitchen door.