Wow lihatlah pemandangan langka ini, seorang Kaito Kuroba tergeletak lemas diranjangnya, sakit. Wajahnya tampak sangat lemas, sedikit iba melihat nya. Ia belum makan seharian ini. Badannya terlalu lemas dan dia memang kalau sudah sakit malas makan. Setiap penyakit pasti ada penyebab nya, mari kita lihat sehari sebelum Kaito mulai sakit.
Trenenenenenenenng (ceritanya backsound rewind)
Kemarin siang adalah salah satu kondisi siang yang paling dibenci para siswa, yes! Siang terik. Mungkin para siswa tidak suka, tapi emak emak jelas suka yakan. Pada saat jam istirahat makan siang, Kaito membeli es teh. Es nya sekilo (jk), lalu sorenya ia jalan-jalan dan sialnya kehujanan dengan kondisi kaga bawa jas hujan, sampai rumah ia segera mandi dan begitu selesai mandi malah kena hujan tepung dari Reina otomatis mandi lagi. Sial bukan?
Kalian pasti bingung, kenapa si adek kesayangan Kaito bisa ngehujanin tepung terigu ke Kaito kan? Jadi gini cerita nya bang. Si Reina lagi bawa tepung terigu 2 kg dengan keadaan bagian atas kebuka, karena Reina oleng langsung jatuh lah gedrubrak. Mana otak iseng turunan abangnya jalan lagi. Biar kaga sia sia, tepung yang harusnya jatuh ia arahin ke Kaito alias abangnya yang baru keluar kamar mandi dengan keadaan half wet. Nempel lah itu tepung, adek kurang ajar emang.
Kita biarin gw menderita dulu, kita samperin kamera Rahayu.
Rahayu sedang jalan mondar mandir karena bingung total mau ngapain. Kegiatan kurang jelasnya berhenti ketika mendengar suara bell pintu.
"Iya sebentar, " katanya. Dibukalah pintu kayu itu dan nampak lah seorang lelaki maniez sedang berdiri di depan pintu. Iyah, pacar gw itu si shin-chan. Rahayu loading, otaknya kekurangan asupan micin.
"Maaf, kamar Kuroba Kaito yang mana ya?" ujar si shin-chan. "Oh si Kaito lagi sakit, ku dua ratus persen gak saranin kesana, " jawab Rahayu (eek)
"Karena Kaito sakit makanya aku kesini, " wow
"Kamarnya ada di nomer empat belas, di dekat dapur. Tinggal lurus lalu belok ke kiri nanti ada nomer kamarnya di pintu, " jawab Rahayu dengan benar. Shin-chan pun berterimakasih.Seharian itu diisi dengan Kaito yang sakit bermanja manja kepada Shinichi, Shinichi yang mengurus Kaito dan hanya pasrah, dan tetangga sebelah kamar yang nguping setiap interaksi sepasang user dick ini.
Keesokan harinya Kaito sudah sembuh, selamat. Shinichi pun kembali ke rumahnya.
"WOI KAITO ITU TADI PACAR MU KAN YA??" -Renatai
"Lu nanya nya telat ogeb, " ucap Kira sembari menyentil dahi Renatai.
"Kok dia mau ya sama abang gw?" -Reina
"Gw juga kaga tau, paling pakai jampi jampi" -ZiKaito dengan tatapan malas hanya menyimak dengan mata mengantuk lalu menguap. Lord Keidou yang baru balik dari suprapril langsung paham kondisi dan memojokkan Kaito dengan cara..
"Kenapa kamu gak ajak pacarmu pindah kesini saja, Kai?" wow Keidou memperkeruh keadaan.
"Iya gih, suruh join sini " -Kira
"WAH IDE BAGUS TUH!" -VallSudah disetujui tiga owner, sial.
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"Masukin pacar Kai."Kaito sudah muak. Capek dia jir kaga pernah dapet 'one normal night'. Menutup kupingnya dan mulai berjalan santuy ke kamarnya, menganggap ucapan tetangga kamar nya itu hanya bahasa nyamuk. Tetapi perkataan nyamuk juga menyebalkan bukan?
Memikirkan keuntungan dan kerugian Shinichi tinggal di kosan yang sama seperti dia = jatah more ez
Saat ia sedang berpikir keras, ia mendapat notifikasi dari handphone nya. Asalnya dari Shin.
"Kos kosanmu gak buruk juga. Kayaknya seru banget. Aku mau pindah kesana ya?"...
Wow
Sangat wow..
Kaito pun menyetujui permintaan Shin dengan senang hati.
KAMU SEDANG MEMBACA
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