MHA

Incorrect Quotes

I think these could be used as prompts, or you could include them in your fics

Otherwise, I'm including them just for fun

I have the characters as who I think would say them, but you're welcome to change them

Bakugou: Rules are made to be broken.
Iida: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Denki: Uh, piñatas.
Sero: Glow sticks.
Ojiro: Karate boards.
Sato: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Bakugou: Rules.
Iida:

Bakugou: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Iida: >:O language
Kirishima: Yeah watch your fucking language
Denki: OKAY WHO TAUGHT KIRISHIMA THE FUCK WORD?
Sero: 'The fuck word'.
Momo: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Kirishima: Oh my god she censored it
Mina: Say fuck, Momo.
Bakugou: Do it, extra. Say fuck.

Deku: Just be yourself.
Bakugou: 'Be myself'? Deku, I have one day to win Shitty Hair over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Denki: Couple weeks.
Mina: Six months.
Jirou: Jury's still out.
Bakugou: See, Deku?
Bakugou: 'Be myself'. What kind of shitty advice is that?

Kirishima: Time for plan G.
Mina: Don't you mean plan B?
Kirishima: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Sero: What about plan D?
Kirishima: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Denki: What about plan E?
Kirishima: I'm hoping not to use it. Midoriya dies in plan E.
Bakugou: I like plan E.

'Can I copy the homework?'
Midoriya: I can help you with it!
Shoto: Yeah, sure.
Mina: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Sero: lol nope.
Denki: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Bakugou: *Read 5:55pm*

Denki: I'm an idiot.
Everyone:
Denki:
Bakugou: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Aizawa: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Kirishima: Rude.
Bakugou: That's fair.
Ochako: Not again.
Denki: Are you going to want this back?

Bakugou: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Mina: ...Your what?
Bakugou: My friends.
Denki: Is he saying "friends"?
Kirishima: I think he's being sarcastic.
Sero: No, no, no, this is delirium, he's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Bakugou! All of your friends are in this room.
Bakugou: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

Iida: Good morning.
Midoriya: Good morning.
Momo: Good morning.
Mina: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Bakugou: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

Momo: You're a loose cannon, Denki.
Denki: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Iida: I think you play by your own rules.
Mina: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Momo: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Denki: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Bakugou is a loose cannon.
Bakugou: *smashes a chair*

Midoriya: What does 'take out' mean?
Kirishima: Food.
Mina: Dating
Iida: Murder
Bakugou: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A PUSSY.

Kirishima: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Midoriya: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Shoto: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Denki: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Bakugou: My moral code, is that you?
Kirishima:
Kirishima: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?