Danganronpa Midnight: Lantern Lament (Extras Book)

incorrect quotes

Just a bunch of incorrect quotes I got from a generator lol.
Also kinda spoilers so be careful

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Shouko: Someone will die...
Akihiro: Of fun!

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Finn: If Akemi and I were drowning, who would you save?
Chiyo: You two can't swim?
Finn: It's a hypothetical question, Chiyo! Who would you save?
Chiyo: my time and effort.

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Hidemi: Why is Satoshi so sad?
Kenjiro: He took one of those "Which Character Are You?" quizzes
Hidemi: And...?
Kenjiro: He got Ryoko.

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Akihiro: The stars are so beautiful...
Shimura: They're just giant balls of gas.
Akihiro: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Shimura: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Akihiro: O-Oh...

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Akemi: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
Chiyo: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Hidemi isn't

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Kairi: If you had to choose between Yukari and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Tatsuo: That depends, how much money are we talking about?
Yukari: Tatsuo!
Kairi: 63 cents.
Tatsuo: I'll take the money.
Yukari: TATSUO!?!

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Finn, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?
Chiyo: You did WHAT–
Shimura: William Snakepeare

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Akihiro: SKDJSKFJKDK
Shimura: What is that?
Chiyo: It's a keyboard smash.
Shimura: How do I do it?
Akemi: Just press anything lol
Shimura: 7

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Kokoro: Truth or dare?
Chiyo: Dare.
Kokoro: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room!
Chiyo: Hey, Ryoko?
Ryoko, blushing: Yeah?
Chiyo: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Hidemi.

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Akemi: First one to reply is gat.
Akemi: gay*
Akemi:
Akemi: Wait a moment-

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Shimura: every time I inhale, I can feel my spine pop
Akihiro: and every time we kiss I swear I can fly

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Ryoko: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Chiyo: Nope, absolutely not.
Finn: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Satoshi: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Shimura: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Shunsuke: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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Ryoko: I will ruin your happiness, no matter the cost!
Satoshi: My happiness?
Satoshi, turning to the group: I'm...happy?

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Kairi: Am I in trouble?
Akihiro: Take a guess.
Kairi: No?
Akihiro: Take another guess.

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Chiyo: You're petty.
Ryoko: You mispronounced pretty but ok.

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Tatsuo: how tall are you?
Akemi: height is a social construct.
Tatsuo: so you're short.

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Hidemi: I know you snuck out last night, Satoshi.
Kenjiro: Play dumb!
Satoshi: Who's Satoshi?
Kenjiro: NOT THAT DUMB

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Shunsuke: I'm ambidextrous.
Akemi: that's what's up bro. Love who you love.

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Chiyo: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as 'Eagle One.' Ryoko, code name 'Been There, Done That.' Hidemi is 'Currently Doing That.' Yuna is 'It Happened Once In A Dream.' Finn, code name 'If I Had To Pick A Dude.' Kenjiro...is 'Eagle Two.'
Kenjiro: Oh thank god

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Shimura: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Hidemi: ...I did. I broke it.
Shimura: No. No, you didn't. Ryoko?
Ryoko: Don't look at me. Look at Chiyo.
Chiyo: What?! I didn't break it.
Ryoko: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Chiyo: ...Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Ryoko: Suspicious.
Chiyo: No, it's not!
Tatsuo: If it matters, probably not, but...Yukari was the last one to use it.
Yukari: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Tatsuo: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Yukari: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Tatsuo!
Hidemi: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Shimura.
Shimura: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Shouko: Shimura... Yuna's been awfully quiet.
Yuna: REALLY?!? Oh my god!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Shimura, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Shimura: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Shimura:
Shimura: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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