Danganronpa Midnight: Lantern Lament (Extras Book)

incorrect quotes part 2

Akihiro: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Shouko: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Akihiro: Yes!
Shimura: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Chiyo: Yukari, my old arch-enemy.
Ryoko: ... I thought I was your arch-enemy?
Chiyo: I have a life outside of you, Ryoko.

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Monokuma: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Finn: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Akemi: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Finn: Good thinking.
Monokuma: ...

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Akihiro: I told Shimura his ears flush when he lies.
Chiyo: Why?
Akihiro: Look.
Akihiro: Hey Shimura! Do you love us?
Shimura, covering his ears: No.

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Ryoko: What are you gonna be doing later today?
Shimura: Nothing.
Ryoko: Oh, then do you wanna come hang out with me?
Shimura: No.
Ryoko: ...You'd rather do nothing than come hang out with me?
Shimura: Ryoko, I'd rather do anything else than go hang out with you.

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Kenjiro: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?
Satoshi: Okay.
*later*
Hidemi: Satoshi! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.
Kenjiro, whispering: Deny everything.
Satoshi, loudly: That isn't a chair.

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Shunsuke: Fuck a heatwave, a goth never gets too warm.
Shunsuke, an hour later: I have heatstroke.

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Chiyo: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Hidemi: It was me...
Chiyo: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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Kairi: Wow, Akihiro really hates us, Yuna.
Yuna: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.
Kairi: ...But we're not gay, Yuna.
Yuna:
Kairi:
Yuna: We're not?

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Youko: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Tatsuo: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.
Youko: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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Ryoko, at Finn: Of course you have blood all over you, and pronouns.

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Police: You're under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Chiyo, with Kenjiro and Shouko behind her: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes...three.
Chiyo: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?!
Police: Wha-
Chiyo: SATOSHI FUCKING FELL OFF!

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*at Disneyland, in the teacups*
Satoshi, Kenjiro, and Hidemi: *spinning a little and talking*
Akihiro, Shimura, and Chiyo: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

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Akemi: Are we fighting or flirting?
Shunsuke: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Akemi: Your point?

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Finn: You're a horrible person!
Ryoko: Maybe. But I'm rich and I'm pretty, so it doesn't really matter.

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Satoshi: I need to dye my hair.
Kenjiro: ...
Satoshi: Or get a tattoo.
Kenjiro: ...
Satoshi: Or a new piercing.
Kenjiro: Why?
Satoshi: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

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Ryoko: Two truths and a lie, I'll start!
Ryoko: I've killed a man, I will kill again, and it burns when I pee.
Kokoro, visibly nervous: I don't- I don't like this game.

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Kenjiro: Well, Tatsuo, is there anything you would like to say to Yukari?
Tatsuo: How do I put this delicately? You're a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.
Kenjiro: How about we frame our statement with "When you do this, it makes me feel this"?
Tatsuo: When you live here, it makes me angry...Because you're a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.

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Hidemi: The moon looks beautiful, doesn't it?
Ryoko, looking at Hidemi: Yeah... but do you know what's more beautiful?
Hidemi and Ryoko in unison: *sighs* Chiyo...

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Tatsuo: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.
Yukari: ...And?
Tatsuo: And you are.

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Chiyo: That's not funny.
Finn: I thought it was funny.
Chiyo: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

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Akihiro: Shimura is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Shouko: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Finn: Tackle him!
Yukari: Dump him.
Akemi: Kick him in the shin!
Shimura: No to all of those...Just ask me to lean down.

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Shunsuke: I don't think I can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife my way out of it this time.
Shunsuke: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is.

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Finn: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Akemi: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Finn: But you're always acting stupid?
Akemi: ...
Akemi: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

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