Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Crazy Jokes
HumorI'm pretty awful at jokes but lets just check out these bunch of of jokes I got from the internet but I warn you... Read at your own risk xD *ps. these are very very very slow updates. im so sorry.
