Fast Food Jokes

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Q: Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC? A: Because its finger licking good!

Q: What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common? A: They can smell it but they cant eat it!

Q: How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? A: He forgot to wrap his whopper

Q: Where does the one legged waitress work? A: The Ihop

Q: What do you get if you play McDonald's Monopoly 30 Days Straight? A: A Heart Attack!!

Q: Why is your Mom like a Big Mac? A: Because she's full of fat and only worth a buck.

Q: What's thick, white and comes in your burger? A: McDonalds' staff.

Q: What do you call a pig thief? A: A hamburglar.

Did you hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Five Guys over that skank Wendy? The funeral is at White Castle. I'm taking Dairy Queen.

Q: Why is it called "Fast Food"? A: It's called "fast" food because you're supposed to eat it really fast. Otherwide, you might actually taste it.

Q: Why is Fast Food increasing illegal immigration? A: "Fast" food slows you down when it hits your stomach, parks there, and lets the fat have time to get off and apply for citizenship.

Q: Where do they hold prizefights in Fastfoodland? A: In an onion ring!

Q: Why did the man climb to the roof of the fast food restaurant? A: The told him the meal was on the house!

Q: Where are the best tacos served? A: In the Gulp of Mexico! What did the frog order at McDonald's? French flies and a diet Croak

Q: Would octopus make a good fast food? A: You must be squidding!

Q: Where do burgers like to dance? A: At a meat ball!

Q: What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer? A: A big mac!

Q: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? A: Wasabi!

Q: What did the hamburger say to the pickle? A: You're dill-icious!

Q: What are the best days of the week in FastFoodland? A: Fry-day and Sundae!

Q: When can a hamburger marry a hot dog? A: After they have a very frank relationship!

Q: How are UFOs related to White Castle? A: Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

Q: How do you insult a hamburger patty? A: Call it a meatball

Q: How do you make a hamburger smile? A: Pickle it gently!

Q: How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger King baseball League? A: He throws four meatballs!

Q: How is the trans-fat free Starbucks better than before? A: There new trans-fat free Frappacino will pad your ass without clogging your arteries!

Q: Did you hear about the hamburger who couldn't stop making jokes? A: He was on a roll!

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