Q: Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC? A: Because its finger licking good!
Q: What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common? A: They can smell it but they cant eat it!
Q: How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? A: He forgot to wrap his whopper
Q: Where does the one legged waitress work? A: The Ihop
Q: What do you get if you play McDonald's Monopoly 30 Days Straight? A: A Heart Attack!!
Q: Why is your Mom like a Big Mac? A: Because she's full of fat and only worth a buck.
Q: What's thick, white and comes in your burger? A: McDonalds' staff.
Q: What do you call a pig thief? A: A hamburglar.
Did you hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Five Guys over that skank Wendy? The funeral is at White Castle. I'm taking Dairy Queen.
Q: Why is it called "Fast Food"? A: It's called "fast" food because you're supposed to eat it really fast. Otherwide, you might actually taste it.
Q: Why is Fast Food increasing illegal immigration? A: "Fast" food slows you down when it hits your stomach, parks there, and lets the fat have time to get off and apply for citizenship.
Q: Where do they hold prizefights in Fastfoodland? A: In an onion ring!
Q: Why did the man climb to the roof of the fast food restaurant? A: The told him the meal was on the house!
Q: Where are the best tacos served? A: In the Gulp of Mexico! What did the frog order at McDonald's? French flies and a diet Croak
Q: Would octopus make a good fast food? A: You must be squidding!
Q: Where do burgers like to dance? A: At a meat ball!
Q: What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer? A: A big mac!
Q: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? A: Wasabi!
Q: What did the hamburger say to the pickle? A: You're dill-icious!
Q: What are the best days of the week in FastFoodland? A: Fry-day and Sundae!
Q: When can a hamburger marry a hot dog? A: After they have a very frank relationship!
Q: How are UFOs related to White Castle? A: Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!
Q: How do you insult a hamburger patty? A: Call it a meatball
Q: How do you make a hamburger smile? A: Pickle it gently!
Q: How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger King baseball League? A: He throws four meatballs!
Q: How is the trans-fat free Starbucks better than before? A: There new trans-fat free Frappacino will pad your ass without clogging your arteries!
Q: Did you hear about the hamburger who couldn't stop making jokes? A: He was on a roll!
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Crazy Jokes
HumorI'm pretty awful at jokes but lets just check out these bunch of of jokes I got from the internet but I warn you... Read at your own risk xD *ps. these are very very very slow updates. im so sorry.
