Your Lexi if you guys forget its just easier but I might switch with Y/n soon.
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Nat was acting weird so I decided to ask her what was wrong.
Lexi: what's wrong?
Nat: Im sad...
I then thought of something that would make her smile.
Lexi: Don't be sad because backwards is das
Then suddenly the rest of the avengers come in the living room paying attention to me. And Nat looked at me with a raised eyebrow.
Lexi: And dats not good!
They all burst out laughing.
Wanda: Babe that's not how it works!
Lexi: Well it worked for Natty!
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Lexi: PTSD
Kate: Um guys is she ok?
Lexi: Anxiety, Crippling depression
Steve: Is she okay?
Lexi: There is no question. You should kill me!
Wanda: Mhm its normal
Lexi: Let me be with Harambe!
Peter: I don't think its normal Wanda.
Wanda: Its her way of coping with life Peter.
Lexi: I feel like shit everyday!
Wanda: She does this at least once a day you guys are just never around when she does it.
Lexi: Im asking nicely, do it by drowning. Under da sea!
Your dancing in circles while singing with all the avengers concern besides Wanda.
Nat: Were not doing that Lex!
You stopped dancing looking Nat straight in the eye.
Wanda: Yeah I don't want my girlfriend dying so no.
Lexi: BITCH!
You then storm out looking for a beach to drown in.
Wanda: Lets go Nat...
Nat: Coming!
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Lexi: You wanna know some secrets of the low and behold Peter Parker?
All the avengers say yes.
Lexi: Well in high school Peter use to wear leg warmers!
Wanda: Oh my god!
Peter: If you think that's funny maybe Lexi should know some of your secrets too!
Wanda: I-I already told her everything. You shush!
Peter: Once Wanda was sent to her cell without dinner. So she ate macaroni of the jewelry box she made.
Wanda: Peter use to stay home every night and watch Golden Girls!
Nat: Wanda couldn't tell time until she was 13!
Wanda: Its hard for some people!
Peter: One time Lexi got drunk in high school and slept with your brother!
Lexi: No that was you Peter!
Tony: I support?
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Tony: Hey everyone who wants to play two truths and a lie?
Lexi: Oh me I wanna go first!
Everyone gathers around to play.
Lexi: Oh um Im really small, my eyes are green, and a huge building once fell on top of me almost killing me.
Wanda: Babe that easy
Tony: Yeah um Webbie McGee nice try but uh its gotta be more complicated than that.
Nat: Tony her eyes are brown not green...
-Awkward silence-
Wanda: A BUILDING WHAT!?
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Nat: How do you politely tell someone you wanna hit them in the face with a brick several time?
Lexi: One wish to acquaint your face with a rigidly edged object., commonly used in the construction of walls, repeatedly.
Nat: wow that was poetry.
Wanda: No that was a therapy cry for both of you.
Lexi: Please babe like you're the one to talk.
Wanda: Im fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, i'm-i'm, I'm fine.
Lexi: sureeeeee
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You walk into the room with a tight corset pushing your cleavage up and a short skirt with heals. Showing a lot of skin.
Wanda: smash
Nat: Wanda!
Wanda: Wait what was the game? Smash or pass?
Nat just burst out laughing.
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Tony flirting with You.
Lexi: Back. the fuck. Up.
Wanda laughing hard with Nat.
Lexi: WHEN DID THIS BECOME A WHORE HOUSE!?
Wanda and Nat are about to piss themselves.
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Lexi: Guys im not being over dramatic. When I said I would rather sit naked on a hot grill...
Everyone confused.
Lexi: Then ever having to sleep with Pietro.
Everyone burst out laughing while Pietro is sulking in the corner.
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Tony: Lexi why are you sad when there is so much goodness in the world?
Wanda is just giggling when she walked in the room overhearing yours and Tony's conversation.
Lexi: I don't know Tony? Why do you have asthma when there is so much air in the world?
Wanda loses it and informs everyone what happened with her powers making everyone run to the bathroom to make it in time.
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Sam: What is Lexi's sexuality?
Everyone looks at Sam.
Lexi: Spoiler alert im not straight.
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Lexi: No silly, Im dating her.
Tony: your dating who?
Lexi: Wanda Maximoff
Tony: You end up pulling Wanda?
Lexi: What like its hard?
Wanda: It was indeed not hard to fall for her Tony!
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