Percy Jackson:Half Blood Heroes-Book #1 "Rise of Ephimetheus"

Summer Vacation for Teachers 101:

Mr.Percy Jackson (narrating):
Many years ago
In Ancient Greece
The world was ruled by the Titans
Ancient beings born from Ouranos,the sky and Gaea,the earth
Their leader,Kronos,feared that his children will overthrow him
So every time he had a child,he swallowed and ate them
His wife,Rhea,was saddened about it
So she consulted Gaea for advice
She told Rhea that the next child she had to hid it from Kronos
And make him swallow a rock in his place
That child was Zeus
Who was destined to save his siblings
When he reach adulthood,he infiltrated the Titans and tricked Kronos into vomiting his siblings
Poseidon,Hades,Hera,Demeter and Hestia
Together,they became the 1st generation of the Greek Gods
And fought the Titans
In a war that shaken the Earth itself!

(Mr.Percy Jackson turns and sees his class Half asleep)
Mr.Percy Jackson:😑
Percy Jackson: ...It was the Greek version of Avengers:Endgame...
Classmates:🤩
Percy:As I was saying...

Percy Jackson (narrating):
The Gods and Titans fought for many years
Until Zeus
With his master bolt
Defeated Kronos
And casted him and the other Titans to the depths of Tartarus
Zeus and his brothers then shared the world to rule it together

(Jonah Hart is taking notes)

Percy (narrating):
Poseidon chose the oceans

(Jonah Hart is hit by a crumbled paper ball)

Percy (narrating):
Hades chose the Underworld

(Jonah Hart grabs the crumbled paper ball and opens it)

Percy (narrating):
And Zeus chose the sky

Jonah Hart:🙄

Percy (narrating):
The other gods, including Athena,Ares,Hermes,Apollo,Artemis,Hesphastus,Aphrodite,Dionysus and more
Established at Mount Olympus
Where they ruled over Greece
And western civilization
For many decades

(The bell rings)
(Students start leaving the classroom)
Percy:Have a great summer!

(Later)
(In the teacher's launch)
(Percy arrives)
Mr.Liam Verlice:Right on time,Jackson.I reserve you some coffee.
Percy:Thanks Liam
(Mr.Liam Verlice gives Percy his cup of coffee)
Percy:You're the best
(Percy and Mr.Liam Verlice sit in a table)
Mr.Verlice:So,what are you planning to do for your summer,Percy.
Percy:Nothing much.Just relax,visit my mom,nothing else.
Mr.Verlice:Percy,that's literally what you do everyday.You need a real vacation.Going to the beach or something like that.
(Ms.Monica St James arrives)
Ms.Monica St James:Ugh!
Percy:Everything okay,Monica?
Ms.St James:(frustrated)I need a Coffee
(Ms.St James goes to the coffee machine and serves herself a coffee)
(Percy and Mr.Verlice smell something bad)
Percy:🤢
Mr.Verlice:What is that smell?
Ms.St James:(frustrated)That smell,Liam,is the smell of a stink bomb used as a goodbye gift!
Percy:Told you that the pop quiz on the last day of school was a bad idea.
Ms.St James:(frustrated)It's not my fault! It's the kids these days!I became a teacher to make a difference!You try to help growth their knowledge!And what do you get in return?!Gum in your hair or any other prank!
Percy:If it makes you feel better,half of my class fell asleep on the presentation I made to review everything about Greek mythology that they learned this year.
Mr.Verlice:And you guys remember Mr.Morales?
Percy:Yes,didn't he get a job in Goode High School?
Mr.Verlice:He did.2 days ago,a group of seniors stole his car for a joyride.
Ms. St James:They did?
Mr.Verlice:Yeah.But it's okay,he got his car back...after they crashed it on Broadway and 4th...
Ms. St James:Well,as much as I would like to hear more gossip to make me feel better,I need to get straight to the showers before a student tags me on Instagram for my smell
Mr.Verlice:(checking his cellphone)Too late for that...
Mr.Verlice:😂
Ms.St James:😡
(Ms.St James leaves)
Percy:😊
Mr.Verlice:😏You know,I can arrange you a date with Ms.St James if you want
Percy:😒I told you,Liam.I'm not interested in entering a romantic relationship.
Mr.Verlice:I'm sorry,"Mr.I want to be single after my college girlfriend who I don't like to talk about broke up with me".You are and Monica would make a perfect couple.
Percy:😏And what about you?Do you have a girlfriend?
Mr.Verlice:A boyfriend,actually,his names' Ryan.
Percy:Oh
Mr.Verlice:Come on!I just want to help fix your broken heart,Man!I'm good at matchmaking!My brother was single until I introduced him to Maria and now they have 4 years married.At least let me help you create a Tinder account!
Percy:First of all,it was a mutual decision.Second,I don't trust those "find an instant girlfriend" apps.There's always a risk of falling for a catfish.I just wanna be alone for a while.
Mr.Verlice:Then you can alone with me.I'm going to Florida for the summer with Ryan and a few friends.It will be an adventure.
Percy:Liam,I spend most of my childhood living an adventure.I'm a adult now.I think I will leave the fun to children.
Mr.Verlice:Percy,being an adult doesn't mean the fun is over.It's true,children can have adventures and so do adults.
Percy:My childhood was different from other children.It was anything,but normal.Trust me.
Mr.Verlice:🤨Only because you were born with AHDH and disexiah?
Percy:🤦🏻‍♂️🙎🏻‍♂️It's called ADHD and Dyslexia