Percy Jackson:Half Blood Heroes-Book #1 "Rise of Ephimetheus"

Welcome to Camp Half Blood (Again):

Jonah Hart:(awakening)Mom...I had the weirdest dream...I dream that Mr.Jackson had a magic sword...that he was friends with a half-human Half-goat man...and we were attacking by a deadly bull...and...
Dionysus/Mr.D:Do I look like your mommy to you?
Jonah: ...Nope.It was not a dream.
Dionysus/Mr.D:(sarcastic)Great.You're still alive.It's really surprising considering your lack of experience.
(Dionysus/Mr.D drinks a Diet Coke)
Dionysus/Mr.D:Refreshing
(Percy Jackson,Grover Underwood and Chiron arrive)
Percy Jackson:Jonah.You're awake.
Grover Underwood:How do you feel?
Jonah:I'm fine...I think so...
Dionysus/Mr.D:(to Percy Jackson)Well,since you are going to be in charge of the the new kid.If you excuse,I'll be playing Pinochle,while you underdogs show him the orientation film or something.
Grover:We really need to remake the orientation film.Some kids are still traumatized by it.
Dionysus/Mr.D:Yeah.Yeah.Whatever.Just call me if there's an emergency.
Chiron:Don't you have some words for Jonah,Dionysus?
Dionysus/Mr.D:🙄
Dionysus/Mr.D:Fine...Welcome to Camp Half Blood,Jordan Hoffman
Jonah:It's Jonah Hart,actually.
Dionysus/Mr.D:Whatever!
(Dionysus/Mr.D leaves)
Jonah:Now,while he's gone,would someone please mind explain to me WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!?!?!
Jonah:WHAT IS THIS PLACE?!HOW DOES THAT PEN CAN TURN INTO A SWORD?!WHY DID THAT KATOBLEBS TRIED TO KILL ME?!AND...ARE YOU A CENTAUR?!
Chiron:😅
Percy:It's okay,Jonah.You're safe now.
Jonah:You still haven't answer my question.Seriously!Where am I?
Percy:😔It's time for you to know the truth...

(Percy guides Jonah through Camp Half-Blood)
Percy:The Greek Gods are real and sometimes the Gods have children of their own.Also know as "Half-Bloods".Camp Half-Blood is a place where the children of the Gods are trained and can be protected from monsters.
Jonah:So that's why the Katobleps was after me.I'm starting to think what happened with Oliver wasn't an hallucination after all.
Percy:Whoa.Whoa.What happened with Oliver?
Jonah:Oh,right,I forgot to tell you.Well,Oliver and his friends chased me after school.Suddenly,Oliver's face was in his chest and he tried to kill me.Then I found your pen-sword in my backpack and next time I opened my eyes he was dust.
Grover:An Anthropophage!They're a race of cannibals!No Half-Blood has ever survived them before!
Percy:"Riptide" must had dropped when I helped you pick up your stuff at school and got mixed up in your backpack.
Jonah:But not just that.After I unintentionally turn Oliver into ashes.Something weird happened.A ray of light was above me and a sun appeared over the top of my head.
Grover:A ray of light and a sun?That's Apollo's claiming!
Jonah:What?
Percy:Is when a god sends a sign to claim their children.Basically it announces who you godly parent is.
Jonah:So if my dad's really a god?Which one it is?
Percy:You're father is Apollo,God of the Sun and Prophecy.
Jonah:And how do you know that,Mr.Jackson?Are you a satyr or a centaur too?
Percy:Neither.I'm a Half-Blood,like you.My dad is Poseidon,God of the Sea.
Grover:And he's not just any Half-Blood.He's Percy Jackson.Greatest Half-Blood Hero The Olympus has seen in many years.He's basically a celebrity here.Look!
(Grover points out a statue of Percy)
Percy:Woah!

???:It's him!

(Percy turns)
Demigod #1:Oh my gods!
Demigod #2:It's Percy Jackson!
Demigod #3:Can I get your autograph?!
Demigod #4:We love you!Percy!
(A group of half-bloods surround Percy)
Percy:😅
Grover:Back off everyone!Famous Half-Blood celebrity walking here!Give him space!
Percy:Thanks Grover

(Percy,Jonah and Grover continue walking through Camp Half-Blood)
Percy:Camp Half-Blood looks a little different from what I remember
Grover:Yeah.There were a few changes while you left for college.Athena and Hephaestus' cabins worked together to build statues in honor of the best Half-Bloods that have ever existed.Annabeth,Clarisse,Leo,even Ethan Nakamuta.Each next to their former Cabins.Speaking of cabins,there are now cabins for all the minor gods and their children.Including Hestia,Thanatos,etc.The cabins now include internet and TV service.Including Greekflix and Odyssey+.They also build celestial bronze cellphones that cannot be tracked by monsters. But they're only for emergencies and/or when you ran out of Golden Drachmas. They also build a museum to commemorate every demigod in history.
Jonah:So each cabin represents a god?
Grover:Exactly
Percy:Each cabin hosted the children of a god.From Zeus,God of Lightning to Hecate,Goddess of Witchcraft.Although some cabins are honorary and do not have any habitants.Such as Hera and Artemis.
Jonah:And which is going to be my cabin?
Grover:Glad you asked
(Percy and Grover take Jonah to Cabin #7-Apollo)
Grover:This is gonna be your cabin.Cabin #7-Apollo.
Jonah:Yeah...the gold radiating sunlight really screams Apollo...I really should have brought sunglasses...
(Vivian Vance and Evan Webber arrive)
Vivian Vance:Grover!
Grover:Vivian!Hi!
Vivian:New camper?
Grover:Yep.Straight delivery to Cabin #7-Apollo.
Vivian:Yeah.Excellent.A new sibling that joins our family.
Evan Webber:And new blood that hopefully passes the year.
Jonah:Blood?!
Grover:Well,you guys take it from here.See you later.
Percy:But...!
Grover:It's okay,Percy.Vivian is the most trustable counselor I've ever known.Besides,I wanna show you your section of the museum.Which is now where your minotaur's horn is hanged.
(Grover leaves grabbing Percy from his arm)
Vivian:Let me introduce myself.My name is Vivian Vance,pronouns She/Her,I'm gonna be your counselor.
Evan:And my name's Evan Webber.Pronouns He/Him.I'm the assistant counselor.
Jonah:I'm Jonah Hart...um...pronouns...He/Him...
Vivian:Nice to meet you,Jonah.Now,let's show your new home.
(Jonah,Vivian and Evan enter Cabin #7-Apollo)
Jonah:Woah...
(Jonah steps in some arrows on the floor)
Vivian Vance:(picking up some arrows from the floor)Sorry about the mess.Most children of Apollo here are skilled with the bow and arrow.
Evan:Yeah.One Half is full of archers and the other half is full of healers.This place usually serves as a nurse's office and in some cases a morgue.
(Vivian hits Evan)
Vivian:Sorry about Evan.That's his Fatal Flaw.He tends to be honest in an really awful way.
Evan:In my defense,it's part of my Zodiac sign.Besides,Apollo is also the God of Truth.
Vivian:(Giving Jonah a Camp Half-Blood uniform)Here.This is your new uniform.
Vivian:Look,I know it's a lot to take in.We all pass through the same when we 1st arrive at Camp.But as long as we have each other,we can get through this together.
Evan:Who needs the gods when you have us.
Vivian:Anyway.Welcome to our family,Jonah Hart.