Percy Jackson:Half Blood Heroes-Book #1 "Rise of Ephimetheus"

Meet-and-greet at the Campfire (musical chapter):

(In the night)
(At the Campfire)
(Campers gather around the campfire)
(Percy Jackson and Jonah Hart arrive)

Ellie Bolt:(voice)Jonah!

(Jonah Hart turns)
(Jonah sees Ellie Bolt)
Percy Jackson:Go ahead...
(Jonah Hart goes with Ellie Bolt)
Ellie Bolt:Over here!I save you a seat!
Jonah Hart:(sitting next to Ellie Bolt)Thanks

Chiron:(voice)Everyone Listen up

(Everyone turns to Chiron and Mr.D)
Chiron:We have a few announcements to make
Dionysus/Mr.D:First thing's first!As you know!A former camper is back after years of absence!The legendary hero of Olympus!Son of Poseidon!Peter Johnson!
Percy:It's Percy Jackson!
Dionysus/Mr.D:Whatever!
(Everyone claps)
Dionysus/Mr.D:He has returned to Camp Half-Blood with a new camper!Joseph Howard!Son of Apollo!
Jonah:It's Jonah Hart!
Dionysus/Mr.D:Again!Whatever!
Dionysus/Mr.D:Anyway.That's it.Now continue your silly campfire.Go on.

Percy:(to Jonah)Come on.Grab some Ambrosia and let the nectar flow.
(Some campers start throwing some of their food into the fire)
Jonah:Why is everyone scrapping part of their plate into the fire?Is food here really that bad?
Percy:Offering to the gods.It's not enough that they're omnipotent and all-powerful.They need to feel appreciated.
Percy:(raising his cup)To the gods!
Everyone:(raising their cups)To the gods!
Evan Webber:(singing/playing the guitar)Oh,things couldn't be worst,when your parents run the universe.
Vivian Vance and Evan Webber:(singing)Oh,things couldn't be worse,when your folks run the universe.
Clark Keller:(singing)My dad is Hermes,he messages things.You'll know his sign by his shoes with those wings.I'd wait by the phone,but,the phone never rings.Oh no...
(Some campers start murmuring)
Percy:(singing/to Jonah)When your dad's a god,life can be tough.I met the guy once and once was enough.
Ellie:Oh.I hear that.
Aaron Finley:Ariana!
Ariana Finley:(singing)My mom's Athena.She's smart and she's wise.She's sworn off gluten and she's sworn off guys.But if she came to Camp,It'd be a surprise.Oh no...
Ariana and Aaron Finley:(singing)Oh no...
Aaron:(singing)Oh.And our stepmom,she hate us.And with dad argues all day.So we left Alabama and we ran away.
Jonah:Wait?Is that true?
Percy:Everybody!
Everyone:(singing)Oh,things couldn't be worst,when your parents run the universe.Oh,things couldn't be worse,when your folks run the universe.
Vivian Vance:Alright,who's next?
Nalani Dalton:Oh,Okay,let me see...
Nalani:(singing)My mom's Demeter,goddess of grain.She gets excited when it starts to rain,but planting and planting and planting's a pain.Oh no...
Cabin #4-Demeter members:(singing)Oh no...
Nalani:Right?!
Nalani:(singing)For their 16th birthday,my friends got a car...I got a fern in some dump mason jar!
(Everyone starts laughing)
Grover Underwood:Ooo!Ooo!My turn!
Grover:(singing)I'm a child of Pan,god of the Wild.For those who love nature,they're often beguiled.He's not really my dad,but I'm sort of his child...Oh no...
Everyone:(singing)Oh no...
Grover:(getting sad/singing)He went for a hike to explore new frontiers...and no one has seen him for thousands of years!
(Grover starts crying in Percy's shoulder)
Everyone:(singing)Oh,things couldn't be worst,when your parents run the universe.Oh,things couldn't be worse,when your folks run the universe.
Jonah:Chiron?Who's your dad?
Chiron:Oh,well...
Chiron:(singing)My father is Kronos...Remember my lecture...he ate his children...
Percy:😬
Percy:Chiron wins
Everyone:Yeah...
Ellie:His dad is definitely the worst
Evan:How about you,Madelyn
Madelyn DuPont:(singing)The goddess of Love,my mom's Aphrodite.She tries to be cool,but mainly she's flightly.I'll bring home a boy and she's there in her nightie!
Everyone:(singing)😖Oh no!...
Madelyn:😩It's so embarrassing!Guys!
Madelyn:(singing)I tried to seek help from even the Fates,cause she steals my mascara and all of my dates.
Vivian:Alright,Jonah.It's your turn.
Everyone:Yeah!
Jonah:If I try to sing,it'll probably cause an avalanche.
Vivian:We're all friends here.Come on,give it a shot.
Jonah:Okay...um...
Jonah:(singing)My mom's name is Helena...she loves going to the movies...and vegetarian food...
Clark:He's doing it wrong
Nalani:Yeah.Who's your godly parent?
Jonah:Oh...Uh...
Percy:It's alright.I know it's hard to talk about it,but just give it a try...
Jonah:(singing)...So my dad's Apollo...that's great I guess...did he not want me?...or not want the stress?...too bad he's the worst...and my life's a mess...
Jonah:(singing)Oh no...
Everyone:Oh yeah!Jonah!
Jonah:(singing)I hope he shows even a trace...
Jonah:(singing/grabbing Evan's guitar)cause I have some choice words to throw in his face!
Everyone:Yeah!Yes!That's what we're talking about!
Everyone:(singing)Oh,things couldn't be worst,when your parents run the universe.
Everyone:(singing)Oh,things couldn't be worst!
Percy:(singing)But I don't care where our parents may be,as long as you are here with me...
Percy and Jonah:(singing/playing the guitar)We don't care where our parents may be,as long as you are here with me.
Everyone:(singing)As long as you are here with me!