We all were hanging out in the living room. Yellow guy on his stool, Duck on his rocking chair, and Red guy on his green chair.
Duck was reading the daily newspaper and he states out loud.
Duck:" Well, I'm dead".
"Huh"?
Yellow guy:" What"?
Duck:" I'm dead. Says here I'm definitely dead".
Red guy:" What else does it say"?
Yellow guy:" How did you die"?
Duck:" I forgot to drink water, HA"!
Red guy:" What about us? What does it say about me? Am I dead"?
Duck:" Nope, just me"!
Red guy:" Aw why do you get to, that must be a mistake"!
Duck:" Somebody's jealous"
Red guy scoffed at Ducks comment.
Red guy:" Jealous"?!
Duck:" Jealous of me being dead".
Red guy:" Yeah, you don't even know what it is so, why would I be jealous".
Duck:" Yes I do. As far back as I can remember, I always knew I deserved to be dead".
Red guy:" It's just I'm more of the kind of guy that would be dead".
Yellow guy:" You're jealous".
Red guy:" that's just my kind of thing"
Duck:" I'd better get changed into my Sunday best".
As soon as Duck stood up, his heart fell out of him. Literally.
Duck:"Huh"?
Red guy:" Uh did that fall out of your ass"-
Yellow guy:" You laid an egg. Quick make a wish".
Ducks heart started to roll to the other side of the room.
Red guy:" Is that an egg"?
"No that's definitely a heart".
The heart melts into the wooden floor. The blood acting like glue to bring this abomination of a coffin to life.
Coffin:" Hi"
Yellow guy:" Helloo"
Red guy:" You alright"?
Coffin:" Sorry about that. Heyy cool place guys. Wow you got one of those".
The coffin looks at the TV.
Coffin:" I've been thinking about getting something like that".
Duck:" What? A television"?
Coffin:" Yeahh, don't tell anyone".
Red guy:" What"?
Coffin:" Hey don't worry, just small talk to lighten the mood. Now, which one of you is dead"?
Duck:" Oh, that would be"-
Coffin:" Wait, don't tell me, I'm good at this".
He goes ahead and points at Yellow guy.
Coffin:" It's you, isn't it. Well done".
Yellow guy:" No"
Duck:" It's me".
Coffin:" Yeah, well, you were my second choice".
The coffin places a wreath of flowers spelling "dead" around his neck.
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Dhmis Red Guy x Reader smut
RomanceI've always known about dhmis but with the rise of simps I thought this book would be a good idea. Y/n is +18 so everything is legal Each chapter will be spicy. So I suggest a +16 reading audience :) !Slow updates! {2022~20??}
