Friendship 2/2

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It's been some time that Warren had entered Yellow guy's brain. Red guy, Duck, and I decided to look up on the internet if we can find a way to fix him. Red guy starts to type on Google.

Red guy:" What. is. going. wrong. with. that. one. Brackets. faces is longer than it should be. Wow two million results".

Duck:" Well that's too many. Let's give up"

"We are not giving up! Look! Let's look at this one. Dr.Bushmancanhelp.com"

Dr. Bushman:" What seems to be the problem"?

Duck:" That one is broken"

Dr. Bushman:" Okay, I'm sorry to hear that. Please answer these simple questions and i'll have a diagnosis for you in... no time. Okay first question! Is he breathing? Your mate breathing"?

Duck:"What's breathing"?

Dr. Bushman:" Right then, got it. Now, does he have a history of %<^*#!>?"

Duck:" Hang on, What did he say"?

Red guy:" I dunno, let's just put maybe"

Dr. Bushman:" Okay great, now Would he be surprised if I started wearing a bandana? One of my patients wear a bandana and I think it looks just great"

"That has nothing to do with fixing him"

Dr. Bushman:" Okay, this is my final question. Does your friend have a worm in his brain"?

Duck:" A worm in his brain? How are we supposed to know that"?

"Yes! Yes he does have a worm in his brain"!

Dr. Bushman:" Okay great, i'm ready to diagnose. Just processing my diagnosis. My diagnosis is your friend has a worm in his brain"

Duck:" Right. Fetch me my gouging tools"

Red guy finds his tools and hands it to him. Duck looks into Yellow guys ear, looking for the worm. Duck see's him and strikes.

Duck:" Got him. Pesky Bee"

Duck throws the worms corpse at the wall, then falling into the trash bin.


The end of the day neared and the computer man was about to head out.

Red guy:" I'm sorry we didn't get to hang out much, I guess there's always computer day next year"

Duck:" Yeah, don't close our tabs, I wanna see that skeleton"

Computer:" You know what, watching how much you guys care for each other has taught me the value of friendship. Here, from now on you can go online whenever you want, using this special glass spherical computer I invented. I love you. Goodbye"

The computer leaves.

Yellow guy:" Wait so we are friends"?

Red guy:" Yeah"

Duck:" Sure"

"Of course"

Yellow guy:" But I thought you guys hated me for being stupid in the head"

Red guy:" Come on, don't be silly. That's just the worm in your brain"

Yellow guy:" Huh"?

(Song above starts playing)

During the song, Yellow guy falls on top of the spherical computer causing it the break. Yellow guy gasps in realization that he had broke it.

Duck:" You idiot"!

Yellow guy:" What? Don't say that to me"!

Duck:" Shut up"!

Red guy tries to calm down Duck.

Duck:" He ruined it! Im never going to see that skeleton"!

Yellow guy:" I hate you"!

Yellow guy smacks duck face with a glass bottle.

Red guy:" Im dealing with it"!

Red guy now smacks yellow guys face with a glass bottle.

A whole brawl has started between the three of them. Weapons were appearing and some how a pig as well.

Yellow guy:" I'LL KILL YOU"!

Red guy:" Oh really"!?

Yellow guy pulls out a chainsaw and slices duck with it. I couldn't take this anymore and grabbed Red guys hand. I ran with him upstairs and into the bedroom. I made sure to lock the door as well.

"What has gotten into them? And how could you hit Yellow guy with a bottle"?

Red guy:" Well he started it"

"Yes I know but now he's downstairs chopping up Duck"

Red guy: "At least it isn't us"

He notices that I'm shaken up by what has happened. He walks closer to me and places his hand on my shoulder.

Red guy: "Are you alright"?

I hug him and burry my face into his chest.

"Can we stay like this for a while"?

Red guy wraps his arms around me. His head resting on top of mine.

Red guy:" Of course we can, take all the time you need".

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