(a.n. this is a long chapter)
Yellow guy, Red guy, and I were sitting at the table, drinking our morning coffee and watching Gralton & Hovris
Tv-
Gralton:" There we are Hovris, all set for brothers visit. Why I just realized, brothers visit isn't until next month.. OH WELL"!
Gralton smashes a plate on the floor.
Watching this show is really confusing, not all that entertaining.
Yellow guy:" Wow, what a twist".
Red guy:" Not really.. "
Yellow guy:" Gralton is the dog".
Red guy:" No, Gralton is the man, Hovris is the dog, I reckon".
He takes a sip of his coffee.
Tv-
A bucket of chicken was shown
Ad:" don't forget our famous family discount! If you're part of a family you might be lucky-"
Duck turns off the TV off
Duck:" Guess what I just found in the pantry"
Red guy:" What"?
Duck:" No you have to guess. I'll give you three guesses".
"Is it Rice"?
Yellow guy:" ooh, good guess".
Duck:" Heh, wrong".
Red guy:" Maybe it's a packet of Chuddle Dollops"?
Duck:" That's right! It's a packet of Chuddle Dollops".
Yellow guy:" Yeayy"!
Red Guy:" Well let's crack into these dollops then, lemme at them-"
Duck:" Hold on, you still have one guess left".
Red guy:" But, I got it right".
Duck:" So, I said three guesses not two".
Red guy:" So you want me to make another guess, what's the point-"
Duck:" People are dying to know what your final guess would have been".
Yellow guy:" What people"?
Red guy:" Fine, is it uhh, a tin of soup".
Duck:" Wrong hehe".
Yellow guy:" Oh bad luck".
Duck:" Okay, I win. Now let's crack into these chuddy D's"
Duck starts having trouble opening up the bag.
Red guy:" C'mon".
Duck:" I'm trying"
Yellow guy:" open them up"!
Red guy:" what's wrong with you"..?
Yellow and Red guy chanting:" Open up, open up, open up"!
Duck:" I can't-"
??:" Hey why not try a healthy option"?
We looked at the kitchen window and there was a talking green apple.
Green Apple:" Did you know the preservatives-"
A random girl grabbed the apple and bit it. After one bite, she threw him onto the kitchen floor.
Girl:" Oh dear Todney looks like these guys need our help"!
Another kid showed up, im assuming he's Todney
Todney:" Hooray Lily! There's nothing we like more than to help".
Yellow guy:" Um, is he talking to us"?
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Dhmis Red Guy x Reader smut
RomanceI've always known about dhmis but with the rise of simps I thought this book would be a good idea. Y/n is +18 so everything is legal Each chapter will be spicy. So I suggest a +16 reading audience :) !Slow updates! {2022~20??}
