The four of us were sitting at the table, just staring into the void of our minds. Only a fly was heard buzzing by. Duck managed to swat the fly.
Duck:" Oh, one dead fly. One bowl. One tea towel. One fridge. One fridge magnet".
Red guy:"What are you doing"?
Duck:" Making sure everything is here. I'm doing my visual inventory".
Yellow guy:" Yeah, on the clipboard".
Duck:" Oh another dead fly".
Yellow guy:" Wow"
Duck:" How exciting. It doesn't get much better than this".
Yellow guy:" Yeah, this is probably definitely the best day of my life".
Red guy face palms.
Red guy:" Oh god... "
Duck:" One tile".
Red guy:" Guys".
Duck:" One tile".
Red guy:" Hold on can you just-"
Duck:" One tile".
Red guy:" look the floor should be one thing, just put it down as one floor".
Duck:" I have my own system, don't get involved".
Yellow guy:" Hey, could I please have a touch on the of the clipboard"?
Duck:" No".
Red guy:" Well I say put the clipboard in the bin because I hate the clipboard".
Duck and Yellow guy scream in shock.
Duck:" What did you say"?
Red guy:" I said, I hate the clipboard and I hate this place"
Duck and Yellow guy scream in shock again.
Yellow guy:" Please don't have said that"
Duck:" You don't mean that! He doesn't mean that".
Yellow guy:" But this is our... Where we are".
Red guy:" Yeah well I'd like to go somewhere else".
"Red, You don't mean that".
He leaves the kitchen and I chase after him. Entering the living room, Duck and Yellow guy were already there.
Red guy:" What"?
"How'd you guys-"?
Yellow guy:" Helloo"!
Duck:" Where do you want to go"?
Red guy:" No! I want to go somewhere different. I want to get out of this place".
Duck:" That's not allowed"
Red guy:" All we do is sit around and then some guy comes and tells us about banks or vegetables or something".
Duck:" What are you talking about"?
Red guy:" I mean, don't you want to see something else, something different".
Soon after that the room started to shake. Books were falling off the bookshelf and pots of plants fell to the floor. A choo-ing noise was coming from the chimney. A small train came out of it.
Old man train:" Choo-Choo coming through".
Duck:" Oh right, this kind of thing".
Yellow guy:" Oh yeah, one of these guys"
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Dhmis Red Guy x Reader smut
RomanceI've always known about dhmis but with the rise of simps I thought this book would be a good idea. Y/n is +18 so everything is legal Each chapter will be spicy. So I suggest a +16 reading audience :) !Slow updates! {2022~20??}
